How to be a bad client

[Jenesis]

So women who advertise on leolist are in the dumpster?

There a quite a few on this board that look down on LL and the ladies on it.
I’m here and on LL. I have learned how to use it and it is an excellent site, if you learn how to use it too. Just like any site.

LC has posted her issues with this site in the past and I will say the same thing again. To her and SexB and the like - telling people to avoid LL altogether or putting down ladies and men who use it is not helpful at all. Instead - educating people on how to use it, how to avoid scams, how to research is, in my opinion, a better use of time and doesn’t make you sound elitist and entitled.

Some women have no choice but to advertise on that site and to call them anything insulting because you don’t like the site itself is just really telling of the type of person you are. Just sayin’

 

[Vera.Reis]

How was that being sarcastic?
You just basically said it was word salad you couldn't understand.

He was trying to make me look stupid, and made himself look stupid.

ha! I love how you guys call me the "sensitive" one but your all on a thread making such an issue of such a small comment I made. Definitely a case of the pot calling the kettle black.

Yeah I would say anyone who starts a sentence off with "don't you love how men" and then continues the sentence with something derogatory about men a form of male bashing.

Just so you know I'm laughing at your responses so I'm really not sure how sensitive this makes me...lol.

DEROGATORY

 

[Jenesis]

And this is why B&S ads work.

But that is not the fault of anyone but the guy who is not doing his research. Not eh site or the good providers on it.

It is really insulting when you put down a whole site or all the ladies on it because men are not doing their due diligence. It’s actually kinda rude. Especially since some sex workers, survival sex workers, have no choice but to use that site and they bst their asses to give honest and good service.

Think of all the WOC who get the shit end of the stick in this industry, who have no choice but to use LL.

I can keep going with examples but hopefully you get the point.

Educate men on how to properly use LL is what is needed in my opinion. Not slamming the site and the honest people who use it.

 

[black booty lover]

He was trying to make me look stupid, and made himself look stupid.

DEROGATORY

Maybe to you and Valcazar

 

[Karly_Summers]

I didn't read the whole thread, and maybe it has been mentioned, but....

USE MOUTHWASH!!!

Every guy wants DFK, but doesn't want to have fresh breath. Gum is not enough. Most indies I know, have mouthwash available. Use it. Without being asked to. It should be common sense.

You're a bad client when you don't use and when you have to be asked to use it. It makes me not want to kiss you at all.

I get the guys to do a mouthwash shot with me! It works great every single time. I've never had anyone deny me my request, I also bring my own mouthwash (listerine cool mint) to the incall, it's a great one and even if they find it a little odd it's a great icebreaker.
-Karly

 

[Y_Diner]

I thought this thread got canceled.
Was the how to be a bad escort thread get canceled?

 

[Valcazar]

I get the guys to do a mouthwash shot with me! It works great every single time. I've never had anyone deny me my request, I also bring my own mouthwash (listerine cool mint) to the incall, it's a great one and even if they find it a little odd it's a great icebreaker.
-Karly

A mouthwash shot?
That's pretty clever, actually.

 

[squeezer]

Please rinse your mouth thoroughly, with water, multiple times after the mouth wash. I've had to kiss many providers, and I taste the sweet mouthwash and its yuck!

So do you kiss her after the BBBJ and complain about the taste? LMAO sorry, you hung out a slow pitch so I had to hit it!

 

[squeezer]

Not at all. I kiss her after rimming even.

But bad odour from the mouth or mouth wash taste is yuck!

Yup, nothing worse than bad breath and smelly vj or ass. It can be the hottest girl, civvie or SP and if anything stinks, she quickly goes from a 10 to a 1.

 

[mrhumbug]

I get the guys to do a mouthwash shot with me! It works great every single time. I've never had anyone deny me my request, I also bring my own mouthwash (listerine cool mint) to the incall, it's a great one and even if they find it a little odd it's a great icebreaker.
-Karly

Been there done that literally and complimented Karly immediately for the practice of doing it together. A simple novelty gesture.

I wish all sps do that.

Nobody loves the secondhand aftertaste of the last meal, a coffee, a 420 joint, a fag and what not.
Just a 30-40 sec of swish and gargle goes long way.

And yes Listerine is the real deal, not equate, Colgate, Crest, no name shit.

 

[massman]

Been there done that literally and complimented Karly immediately for the practice of doing it together. A simple novelty gesture.

I wish all sps do that.

Nobody loves the secondhand aftertaste of the last meal, a coffee, a 420 joint, a fag and what not.
Just a 30-40 sec of swish and gargle goes long way.

And yes Listerine is the real deal, not equate, Colgate, Crest, no name shit.

Tho I gotta tell ya, tho I don’t like cigarette smoke, or the smell of it on another person, as a man who started going to bars and SCs and meeting girls at those places just before smoking was banned, there is something about the combined smell of faint shampoo or a bit of perfume with a light tobacco smoke smell that gets some primitive part of my brainstem going and totally involuntarily I get a just bit aroused, even tho my thinking brain does not like cigarette smoke.

 

[squeezer]

Tho I gotta tell ya, tho I don’t like cigarette smoke, or the smell of it on another person, as a man who started going to bars and SCs and meeting girls there before smoking was no longer allowed, there is something about the combined smell of faint shampoo or a bit of perfume with a light tobacco smoke smell that gets some primitive part of my brainstem going and totally involuntarily I get a bit aroused, even tho my thinking brain does not like cigarette smoke.

Yeah, I could handle tobacco breath even though i am not a smoker as opposed to onion or garlic breath.

 

[massman]

Yeah, I could handle tobacco breath even though i am not a smoker as opposed to onion or garlic breath.

Also one of my early GFs who was a smoke show and technically way out of my league, was a smoker, and sitting next to her in grade 12 French, I got a bit of a semi just with that faint scent. (Fuck, men really are just dogs who stand upright, no? ).

 

[squeezer]

Also one of my early GFs who was a smoke show and technically way out of my league, was a smoker, and sitting next to her in grade 12 French, I got a bit of a semi just with that faint scent. (Fuck, men really are just dogs who stand upright, no? ).

I see a hottie my ears go up like a German Sheppard so yeah, maybe. A hottie walks by me I take a long hard breath to catch her essence. A buddy who knows me well and we were walking along King says "she better not have farted or you will be sorry", fucking asshole had to ruin the moment.

 

[mrhumbug]

Tho I gotta tell ya, tho I don’t like cigarette smoke, or the smell of it on another person, as a man who started going to bars and SCs and meeting girls at those places just before smoking was banned, there is something about the combined smell of faint shampoo or a bit of perfume with a light tobacco smoke smell that gets some primitive part of my brainstem going and totally involuntarily I get a just bit aroused, even tho my thinking brain does not like cigarette smoke.

This phenomenon is called as "The Proust Effect" or "The proust moment". It happens when a particular scent conjures up a certain experience, time or a place. A sensory ability to instantaneously trigger vivid autobiographical memories.

I don't want to yuck someones yum
I agree with scent of shampoo and perfume but any tobacco smoke is not my thing, weed smoke still okay. For sure garlic, onion, tuna etc would be like kissing Grinch.

 

[Karly_Summers]

Not directing this at Karlyrose but just quoting her for context, as this is one of my pet peeves.

Not rinsing mouth with water after using mouthwash.

Please rinse your mouth thoroughly, with water, multiple times after the mouth wash. I've had to kiss many providers, and I taste the sweet mouthwash and its yuck!

Not directing this at Karlyrose but just quoting her for context, as this is one of my pet peeves.

Not rinsing mouth with water after using mouthwash.

Please rinse your mouth thoroughly, with water, multiple times after the mouth wash. I've had to kiss many providers, and I taste the sweet mouthwash and its yuck!

It's actually a little funny because I have. the opposite pet peeve. I hate it when people immediately rinse with water because i've noticed it dulls the effects of the mouthwash so your breath just isn't fresh anymore. I never saw the other side of it, i'll still prefer my way though XD.
-Karly S

 

[Karly_Summers]

Been there done that literally and complimented Karly immediately for the practice of doing it together. A simple novelty gesture.

I wish all sps do that.

Nobody loves the secondhand aftertaste of the last meal, a coffee, a 420 joint, a fag and what not.
Just a 30-40 sec of swish and gargle goes long way.

And yes Listerine is the real deal, not equate, Colgate, Crest, no name shit.

Yes I love my listerine! In a tight squeeze I might put up with Colgate too! I remember. It was very sweet to notice