1. How often do you have sex with your significant other a week.
2. How often do you have sex with a SP a week?
2. How often do you have sex with a SP a week?
How often with your Significant other...?
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1. How often do you have sex with your significant other a week.
Per week????
If the attached guys here were having sex consistently one or more times per week, I’d bet TERB membership would drop in half!
Married guy making love to his wife suddenly stops. She asks "what's wrong?" He asks "did I hurt you?" She replies "No. why? ". He replies " I thought you moved".
A man and woman are having sex in missionary position.
If she's a prostitute, she says "Are you finished yet?".
If she's a nymphomaniac, she says "You're finished already?"
If she's his wife, she says "Beige. I think I'll paint the ceiling beige.".
If she's a prostitute, she says "Are you finished yet?".
If she's a nymphomaniac, she says "You're finished already?"
If she's his wife, she says "Beige. I think I'll paint the ceiling beige.".
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a wife?
A wife accepts credit cards.
How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry her.
What do wives and hurricanes have in common?
On arrival, they’re wet and wild. When they leave, they take the house and car with them.
A wife accepts credit cards.
How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry her.
What do wives and hurricanes have in common?
On arrival, they’re wet and wild. When they leave, they take the house and car with them.
My wife wants to have sex in the back seat of my car. And, she wants me to drive.
With wife, daily (at the least). With an SP (and wife), once every 1 to 2 months.
I realize that my answer is probably not what is the norm for guys on this site but my situation is different from most.
Is it really that rare to love having sex with your wife and for the wife to love having sex? Am I that much in the minority?
I realize that my answer is probably not what is the norm for guys on this site but my situation is different from most.
Is it really that rare to love having sex with your wife and for the wife to love having sex? Am I that much in the minority?
Either your very flexiable or
Hope your *ick can reach around haha. JOkes.
ouch.. so noone is having sex with their significant other?
I think im a sex addicted.. I think I have a problem.
For the past 4 months ive seen 11 SPs, and countuing average 1 day a week with the wife.
I’m sure I’ll take some flak over this.
Given prevailing attitudes towards women here, I’m not surprised so many attached or single guys have to pay SPs
Given prevailing attitudes towards women here, I’m not surprised so many attached or single guys have to pay SPs
My wife said I am very bad at sex. I responded how dare can you judge me on 23 seconds 2 times per year!
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You have a wonderful life from what you have shared here on terb, your open relationship with your wife is rather unique and you are in a small minority for sure.
Every friend I have helped take to strip clubs or navigate booking their first escort is because their wives have stop having sex with them many months, often years, ago. Still Co-parenting and 'best friends' but zero sex. Often they no longer even sleep in the same bed as well.
Why do wives close their eyes during sex?
Cuz they can't stand to see their husbands having fun.
What's the difference between a wife and Jello?
Jello wiggles when you eat it.
What's the difference between a wife and a vulture?
A vulture has the common decency to wait until you're dead before it eats your heart out.
What's the difference between your wife's pussy and a bowling ball?
If you really, really, really had to, you could eat the bowling ball.
Cuz they can't stand to see their husbands having fun.
What's the difference between a wife and Jello?
Jello wiggles when you eat it.
What's the difference between a wife and a vulture?
A vulture has the common decency to wait until you're dead before it eats your heart out.
What's the difference between your wife's pussy and a bowling ball?
If you really, really, really had to, you could eat the bowling ball.
I was horny, so I asked the taxi driver where a guy could get lucky in this town. He drove me to my house
Like a needle in a haystack. Congrats on winning the wife lottery.
Wife/ Live in GF Experience:
I come home from work
I make my own dinner
She wants money to go shopping or whatever TF
Rarely to never have sex.
SP-GFE:
I arrive
Donation Paid
Get what I need
No headaches or need to listen to her bs.
I pickup my favourite takeout for dinner.
I come home from work
I make my own dinner
She wants money to go shopping or whatever TF
Rarely to never have sex.
SP-GFE:
I arrive
Donation Paid
Get what I need
No headaches or need to listen to her bs.
I pickup my favourite takeout for dinner.
Met her at work over 20 yrs ago and realized on first date how much this girl loved sex. I can honestly say her drive has not diminished and she is more open to trying things more now than ever before.
