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Mr.Gr33k

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What’s the difference between a prostitute and a wife?

A wife accepts credit cards.

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry her.

What do wives and hurricanes have in common?

On arrival, they’re wet and wild. When they leave, they take the house and car with them.
 

hockeyguy19

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With wife, daily (at the least). With an SP (and wife), once every 1 to 2 months.

I realize that my answer is probably not what is the norm for guys on this site but my situation is different from most.

Is it really that rare to love having sex with your wife and for the wife to love having sex? Am I that much in the minority?
 

bobmoo

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My wife wants to have sex in the back seat of my car. And, she wants me to drive.
Either your very flexiable or
My wife wants to have sex in the back seat of my car. And, she wants me to drive.
Hope your *ick can reach around haha. JOkes.
ouch.. so noone is having sex with their significant other?

I think im a sex addicted.. I think I have a problem.
For the past 4 months ive seen 11 SPs, and countuing average 1 day a week with the wife.
 

hard dick tony

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With wife, daily (at the least). With an SP (and wife), once every 1 to 2 months.

I realize that my answer is probably not what is the norm for guys on this site but my situation is different from most.

Is it really that rare to love having sex with your wife and for the wife to love having sex? Am I that much in the minority?
You have a wonderful life from what you have shared here on terb, your open relationship with your wife is rather unique and you are in a small minority for sure.

Every friend I have helped take to strip clubs or navigate booking their first escort is because their wives have stop having sex with them many months, often years, ago. Still Co-parenting and 'best friends' but zero sex. Often they no longer even sleep in the same bed as well.
 

xmontrealer

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Why do wives close their eyes during sex?

Cuz they can't stand to see their husbands having fun.


What's the difference between a wife and Jello?

Jello wiggles when you eat it.


What's the difference between a wife and a vulture?

A vulture has the common decency to wait until you're dead before it eats your heart out.


What's the difference between your wife's pussy and a bowling ball?

If you really, really, really had to, you could eat the bowling ball.
 

dirtyharry555

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With wife, daily (at the least). With an SP (and wife), once every 1 to 2 months.

I realize that my answer is probably not what is the norm for guys on this site but my situation is different from most.

Is it really that rare to love having sex with your wife and for the wife to love having sex? Am I that much in the minority?
Like a needle in a haystack. Congrats on winning the wife lottery.
 

bobmoo

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With wife, daily (at the least). With an SP (and wife), once every 1 to 2 months.

I realize that my answer is probably not what is the norm for guys on this site but my situation is different from most.

Is it really that rare to love having sex with your wife and for the wife to love having sex? Am I that much in the minority?
wow jealous! where did you find her
 
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Y_Diner

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Wife/ Live in GF Experience:
I come home from work
I make my own dinner
She wants money to go shopping or whatever TF
Rarely to never have sex.

SP-GFE:
I arrive
Donation Paid
Get what I need
No headaches or need to listen to her bs.
I pickup my favourite takeout for dinner.
 
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