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How long before Dakota Fanning is snorting coke? She sucks!!

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People, people....I never said I hated her, in fact I never really had an opinion of her until this thread.

I merely asked why she hasnt grown much the past 5 years.
Who knows, maybe she's a heavy smoker :eek:
 

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"Back to the lecture at hand"

I had only heard of DF before I actually watched War of the Worlds and I have to admit I found her just unbelievable and very annoying. I always say if you find a character on TV that you really hate (like one of the chicks on ER, for me) that actor is doing their job really well. But in War of the Worlds, I didn't find the DF character believable, and the non-stop whining and screaming was just grating on my nerves. In the scene where they're in the basement, hiding from the machines, I'm a little ashamed to admit I was pointing and screaming at the screen: "she's over there! get her!!!"

Kids that are really articulate, like in those grape juice commercials, or the ones that talk openly about wetting the bed.... yeah, those - I know they're actors, but if I met a child that intelligent and articulate in real life, it would probably scare the bejesus out of me.

So no, DF fan I am not and so I will avoid her movies from now on. My 2 cents.
 

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Now there's a well thought out and intelligent post about why they don't like the characters an actor is playing. Good post Descartes, <clap clap clap> (golf clap lol).

I agree, her role in WOTW was really annoying but she did have a really good line about having a splinter: I'll just leave it, when my body is ready it will just push it out...I know I know, a writer gave her that.

good point about how if you hate their role, they're doing a good job. There are so many times an actor is playing a role and you end up rooting for the bad guy that is out to get em. Maybe that was the director's intension?

And speaking of WOTW, great effects but IMHO it was a POS. You'd think spielberg would have done a better job. I mean come on, if the Military shoots a hundred missles at something, and doesn't scratch it, logic would dictate that they'd try something else?

Another flaw: so the ships had shield to protect them from missles etc. What about the legs? If the leg encountered a building, In the movie, the leg pushed through the building. If so, wouldn't the shields prevent the leg from pushing through the side of the building pretty much forcing the machines to step over or on top of everything?
 

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tboy said:
Another flaw: so the ships had shield to protect them from missles etc. What about the legs? If the leg encountered a building, In the movie, the leg pushed through the building. If so, wouldn't the shields prevent the leg from pushing through the side of the building pretty much forcing the machines to step over or on top of everything?
Rumor has it these particular aliens bought their shields from the Klingons.
This is shield version 6.01 and can both thwart missiles and crush building at the same time.
The older shields are now obsolete :cool:
 

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Stick Insect!!

Hey all,

Dakota Fanning is a piss-ant stick insect! Do I hate her? She belongs in school and NOT in Hollywood movies anymore. Why do I think she sucks? Not because she sucks as an actress, but because ***SHE'S ALWAYS STARRING IN THE FILMS I ORIGINALLY WANT TO SEE*** and that pisses me off!!

It's like when Denzel Washington was shitting in the pool with a diarehha problem in "Man on Fire", I was like, let her die for Christ sakes! Then in "War of the Worlds", I was like, okay another Tom Cruise/Spielburg movie, maybe Spielburg can find a new kid for a new discovery like Barrymore and what do we end up with? Used material and Dakota "Piss-ant" Fanning! Then I'm flying in a plane and another movie has Kurt Russell about horses and inspiration and what do we get? DAKOTA FANNING?? AGAIN?? The horse has to shit all over her and bury her in the hay as far as I'm concerned!! I don't like her in films. I don't like looking at pre-pubescent excuses for gum disease! I REALLY don't like the fact they are over-using her so she will snort coke when it ends and she is Dakota Junkie! When the industry gets sick of this star, the star will want the attention and stars snorting 'cuz "I'm Dakota Fanning as a teenager reaching pubes" now junkie, I can do what I want shit! Will Jay Leno care? Contact the producer Dakota, he'll have a fix.

SHE'S A STICK INSECT!! STICK INSECT!! Throw her in school, get someone else. She reminds me of a walking, smelly, used underarm lotion roll-on. DAKOTA FANNING START SNORTING THE COKE NOW AND BE DONE WITH IT SO I CAN SEE REAL MOVIES WITHOUT HER PATHETIC SHOW-OFF "I'M BETTER THAN ALL CHILD ACTORS" ATTITUDE SHIT!! :D

Gyaos Baltar
 

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Gyaos said:
It's like when Denzel Washington was shitting in the pool with a diarehha problem in "Man on Fire", I was like, let her die for Christ sakes!
I hope you're kidding right? Tell me you didn't know that was blood from the gunshot wounds he suffered during the kidnapping?
 

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what hate you have with yourself !

Gyaos said:
Hey all,

Dakota Fanning is a piss-ant stick insect! Do I hate her? She belongs in school and NOT in Hollywood movies anymore. Why do I think she sucks? Not because she sucks as an actress, but because ***SHE'S ALWAYS STARRING IN THE FILMS I ORIGINALLY WANT TO SEE*** and that pisses me off!!


SHE'S A STICK INSECT!! STICK INSECT!! Throw her in school, get someone else. She reminds me of a walking, smelly, used underarm lotion roll-on. DAKOTA FANNING START SNORTING THE COKE NOW AND BE DONE WITH IT SO I CAN SEE REAL MOVIES WITHOUT HER PATHETIC SHOW-OFF "I'M BETTER THAN ALL CHILD ACTORS" ATTITUDE SHIT!! :D
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Do not have kids !
p.s. shes more mature then you she wont do as you do its OK !

Man on Fire was excellent IMO
 

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Alexis696969 said:
Do not have kids ! p.s. shes more mature then you she wont do as you do its OK !
Only the movies and TV makes her look mature. You believe that crap? She's a piss ant stick insect! She's snorting coke before you know it! Anorexia's coming! Otherwise she'll be pitching McDonalds when she weights 275 when she grows up!

Too many movies for the piss ant! Send her to school to get an edu-ma-cation! :cool:
 

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Gyaos said:
Only the movies and TV makes her look mature. You believe that crap? She's a piss ant stick insect! She's snorting coke before you know it! Anorexia's coming! Otherwise she'll be pitching McDonalds when she weights 275 when she grows up!

Too many movies for the piss ant! Send her to school to get an edu-ma-cation!
Dude, you need seriuos help and I cant even believe I'm responding to your thread, dude!!

Cheers!!

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He is not joking, he is going to be her stalker that gets arrested at the Golden Globes next year. KWI
Stick insect! She's a stick insect!! :D

If someone stalks her (like Barney), that's all we need a "Dakota Fanning law", then she will be all over TV and she will screw the world with this sick looking grape-juice toothless mouth!!

Throw her in school and giver her a badmitten set or something! There should be a law that says only one movie allowed for every child actor during a ten year period and they cannot return to the screen until 16 years of age. I'm sure they can find plenty of child actors to fill the roles. Tough to Hollyweird!! Can't technology ressurect Shirley Temple to fill the Fanning roles? Hell I hate the name "Dakota Fanning"! Isn't she being listened to by the NSA as a terrorist or as an insider to drug kingpins? Freeze her assets, arrest her parents!!

Dakota Fanning is snorting coke sooner than you think!!

Gyaos
 

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People, people. Please remember this is the same idiot who posted about how much King Kong bombed at the box office. He's a fucking moron looking for attention and you're giving it to him.

His incoherent thoughts do not deserve a reply.
 

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After reading this thread I think I see the problem Gyaos and let me just reassure you. There's no real evidence to support your prediction that DF will become a COKE fiend, let's suppose for a moment you may be right. That being said, no matter how much COKE DF may potentially snort, there will still be plenty left for you, so relax.

By the way I really like her. she is my favorite. So beautiful. So talented. So versatile. So original. So much fun to watch. I think she has a big future in hollywood. She makes the Olsen Sisters look poor and miserable by comparison.

My prediction is that by the time she is old enough to have a family, cloning technology will have been perfected and it is highly likely that her genes will be selected and used to seed a perfect race of DF clones to make Hollywood a better brighter more original place for all to enjoy. There will also be holidays in her name. The only question that remains is, do we say "Happy Dakota Day" or "Merry Fanning"?
 

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Nice try. I'll buy it for a dollar :rolleyes:
 

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Kong has made 200 mil so far, thats some bomb.
And thats not even including overseas and upcoming DVD rental revenues.
Invest $250 million to make $1.00? That's one big return on investment. :rolleyes:
Dakota Fanning is a STICK INSECT and she will NOT be on the set of Battlestar Galactica, thank goodness! I am saved!

Gyaos Baltar (Vice President of Caprica).
 

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Gyaos said:
Invest $250 million to make $1.00? That's one big return on investment. :rolleyes:
Dakota Fanning is a STICK INSECT and she will NOT be on the set of Battlestar Galactica, thank goodness! I am saved!

Gyaos Baltar (Vice President of Caprica).
As usual you have no clue what you're talking about
Kong cost $207 million to make

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=kingkong05.htm

And add on the overseas gross of $294 mil and you have a gross of 1/2 Billion.

I'd call that a healthy profit
 

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WhaWhaWha said:
By the way I really like her. she is my favorite. So beautiful. So talented. So versatile. So original. So much fun to watch. I think she has a big future in hollywood. She makes the Olsen Sisters look poor and miserable by comparison.
Ditto!
 
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