How far can you?

[Pope Benedict XVI]

Last night around 2:00 am I decided to go out on the balcony at St. Pete's. No one was around so I whipped it out and let a piss fly. I figure it went about 30 ft out - there wasn't much wind.

Ah - the joys of being Pope.

 

[LancsLad]

Last night around 2:00 am I decided to go out on the balcony at St. Pete's. No one was around so I whipped it out and let a piss fly. I figure it went about 30 ft out - there wasn't much wind.

Ah - the joys of being Pope.

Holy Golden Showers Batman.

 

[Esco!]

You have neither a pot to piss in nor a window to throw it out of.

 

[lllover]

You wipped it out, no one around? Im surprised there were no little boys around!

 

[LancsLad]

You wipped it out, no one around? Im surprised there were no little boys around!

Please note it was never mentioned as to what " it" was in before "it" was "whipped out". I suspect a nun, they are habit forming but this is the church so it could have been an alter boy. getting too complicated for my brain, must rest.

 

[lllover]

Next time I Pee i`ll get a tape measure, 100 footer oughta do

 

[LancsLad]

Last night around 2:00 am I decided to go out on the balcony at St. Pete's. No one was around so I whipped it out and let a piss fly. I figure it went about 30 ft out - there wasn't much wind.

Ah - the joys of being Pope.

It would be over 1000 feet if you did it from the CN tower obs deck, you specified a distance but not the axis. Damn who let a lawyer near the keynoard.

 

[toolman69]

Now a 30 foot C shot would impress everybody!

 

[LancsLad]

Toolman69 , your sig line may be true generally, but didn't Elizabeth Taylor pick Michael Jacksons nose for him.

 

[Svend]

Are chicks more impressed by volume, distance, hitting the target or how you dot the i and cross the t's?

 

[lllover]

I dont think chicks give a shit, as long as it doesnt get in thier eye!