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Here's Anthony Bourdain's tweet after eating Nashville Hot Chicken for the first time:

"I’m not complaining or anything but #Nashville Hot Chicken can be a three day commitment. #FuelAirExplosive"
 

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Anthony Bourdain described his Thunder Bucket extravaganza in Northern India. I've been looking for it, so far in vain, he was making a packed bus journey into Nepal at the time.

Mmmmmm Szechuan hot wings...Anderson Cooper makes a terrible error. He's going to be celibate for a few days.

 

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Anthony Bourdain described his Thunder Bucket extravaganza in Northern India. I've been looking for it, so far in vain, he was making a packed bus journey into Nepal at the time.
Apparently ever since he was hired by CNN- he has a kickoff lunch with Anderson Cooper to launch the season. And since he knows Cooper doesn't like exotic food - he always chooses a place that pushes the envelope.
 

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Didn't I make that joke in #43?

The new guy is an asshole, does James Corden realize how stupid he looks promoting Keurig? BRING BACK CRAIG FERGUSON!

 

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Didn't I make that joke in #43?

The new guy is an asshole, does James Corden realize how stupid he looks promoting Keurig? BRING BACK CRAIG FERGUSON!
Hey you did! Sorry missed it. Good joke though, even if it was too easy!! (of course, if Gil in Curb Your Enthusiasm is correct - then maybe Anderson doesn't have to be celibate! I guess it depends upon his perspective...)
 

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I had a Larry David moment.

I was invited to a dinner party by supposed tree huggers. They have been actively campaigning to have fois gras banned in Canada. They served coffee from their Nespresso coffee maker using up about eight pods in total. I called them out on in, fucking hypocrites that they are, and they told me to leave.

 

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The king of Epic Meal Time, Montreal's Harley Morenstein. His array of hot sauces are more painful than most, still no Liquid Stoopid?

 

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Von,

I knew this guy from the old country that was such a back woods burino that he use to play this game with his friends where he would shave a pepper and the objective of the game is to push it up a donkeys ass without getting kicked. The guy has no front teeth and a finger with a permanent injury. I think the donkey gave him the finger.
 

Insidious Von

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Il fuocco dell' inferno sul loro! You don't abuse a donkey.

They are intelligent beasts. When I was younger, my cousins and I would make the trip up to Monte Cassino by donkey. They knew the way we didn't. They also knew instinctively where the poisonous snakes were, we didn't have a clue. We'd bring plenty of figs to keep them motivated.

 
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