I'm sorry, who's triggered? This thread is comedy gold.
Thinking a guy who disagrees with you is a women, throwing out terms like "The Wall" and "MuHsAnDrEEEEEEEE!!!", congratulations, between that and the other drivel you've spewed forth in this thread, you've won "incel" bingo yet again. Your prize is a bushel of sour grapes, you can claim them at the door.
I'm not a traditional conservative nor am I a "Boomer", proud member of Generation X here, I also support non-traditional families, including single fathers. You however seem like you're unfit to own even a pet rock.
If you have a son, I can guarantee we're going to be something about him shooting up his school or workplace, or committing a string of rapes. When he's arrested, if he doesn't off himself or get lit-up by the cops, I can see him having a 'From you, OK?! I learned it from you!" moment when you're allowed to visit him.
Also, if the unthinkable happens and you have a child, I'm sure they're going to appreciate that "A fortune on paper but ultimately useless" crypto you're going to leave them that will probably barely give them enough to buy a cup of coffee.