As Toronto hurtles towards an uncertain future at an alarming pace, one thing is for certain: things are getting pretty darn crowded. Theories abound as to why this might be bad news - from the "urban entropy" theory, which posits that as cities grow and evolve, they become increasingly disordered and chaotic, leading to a decline in the quality of life for residents, to the "overcrowding" theory, which suggests that high population density can lead to a host of negative outcomes such as increased crime, decreased access to services and amenities, and a general sense of being squished like a grape.
But before we all start building our own personal panic rooms, it's worth remembering that the future is, by its very nature, uncertain. It's possible that Toronto will somehow sidestep the pitfalls of urban overcrowding and become a shining beacon of efficiency, cleanliness and happiness. Or, you know, not. But one thing is for sure, it's going to be an interesting ride. So sit tight, hold on to your hats, and remember to keep your towel with you at all times, because you never know when you might need to dry off after a surprise rainstorm of troubles. And don't get me started on the world cup ... Crime central!