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I haven't left the house since Sunday. My ass is in pain, and each shit I take is topped off with a pool of bright red blood.

Anusol suppositories and cream barely work. What the hell am I supposed to do?
 
How about going to see a doctor?
 
If you're just using over-the-counter medications, they aren't good enough. See a doctor and get a script for something stronger.
 
Shitting and typing right now (laptop with wi-fi). I am scared to look.

Here I go:

NO BLOOD! Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Slap iron to them

Heat a fire poker to red hot and burn them off

Or you can see a doctor.


Now if you would like I can recommend Great Bear to and he will know a cure


I know of no one who is a more perfect asshole
 
rayfinkel said:
I guess the Dirt Biking is outta the question this weekend.
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Well with your gay motorcycle club they would feel as if you added speed bumps for their pleasure
 
rayfinkel said:
Watch it, Papa.....or I'll revoke your membership.

and BTW how come your bike never has a seat.
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cause you are the only one who uses it, these days
 
papasmerf said:
Slap iron to them

Heat a fire poker to red hot and burn them off

Or you can see a doctor.


Now if you would like I can recommend Great Bear to and he will know a cure


I know of no one who is a more perfect asshole
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Listen to Papa ... he's our resident anal expert ;)
 
have your MD refferred you to Rudds Clinic for cryosurgery. they are specialty for that and no pain even after the procedure.
 
Cycleguy007 said:
Anal expert = A$$ hole?
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That sounds more like..eh, humm, well, na, I'll let it go...:)
 
get a nose sucker..you know the ones that you buy for babies, stick it up there and suck them out...no really you may need injections
 
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