Hemorrhoids

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calloway said:
Maybe that's what got him in trouble in the first place... sex toys gone bad. :D
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Good thing he didn't end up in the hospital with it stuck up there...I have a nurse friend and boy has she told me some stories
 
Dude, seriously see a doctor. This is what walk in clinics were made for. You are in pain when there is no need to be, and you have a legitimate medical problem. Suck it up big boy, there are bigger things to be embarrassed about in life.
 
calloway said:
He obviously doesn't give a shit.
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Bad, really bad...:)
 
Dude, I am going to cut you a break and tell you a secret.

Do not use hemeroid medication. It is no good. What is causing your flaming hemeroisd is the way you wipe your ass. It is all inflamed now and everytime you wipe you ass you hurt it even more. The answer is stop wiping your ass. What you got to do is to use a bidet to spray clean yourself or if you have a shower head on a long host use that to spray clean yourself. Try it out for a week and see if there is any difference. I have not had any inflamed hemis for years. A whoosh douche is the way to go. Come back and tell us how you are doing.
 
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HAMSTER INSPECTOR said:
Do not use hemeroid medication. It is no good. What is causing your flaming hemeroisd is the way you wipe your ass. It is all inflamed now and everytime you wipe you ass you hurt it even more. The answer is stop wiping your ass. What you got to do is to use a bidet to spray clean yourself or if you have a shower head on a long host use that to spray clean yourself. Try it out for a week and see if there is any difference. I have not had any inflamed hemis for years. A whoosh douche is the way to go. Come back and tell us how you are doing.
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Dosen't work if they are internal..ouch
 
ang said:
Dosen't work if they are internal..ouch
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I dont think he means internal.
He means to "spray clean yourself" instead of wiping.....using the showerhead if you have the one with a hose.
If you dont have a hose on your shower nor a bidet toilet, you might be able to get an adapter for one for your tub spout at Home Depot (or that type of store).
 
sit in an epsom salt bath a few times a day. and on one of those donut pillows until you can see the doctor. The doctor may just give you a prescription cream, or send you for a colonoscopy to see if they are internal and how big. If the blood is red, then it's fresh and its on or close to the outside of your anus. Don't strain to push your shit out either. That makes it worse
 
Go See A Doctor

Hemorrhoids are not fun.

Almost every person has them or will have them this life.

It can be quite painful i hear. Its ok, dont be ashamed.... But you must show it to a DR..

You may be ok with suppositories .. or you may require surgery.

Eat soft food.. Buy medication to keep your stool soft... that way it may not bleed as much . but then again, i could give you some advice and it may still not be AS good as a DR.

OR , we could wait for cyberdoc to report ... DOC !!!!!!
 
Why aren`t hemeroids called asteroids
 
Lisa of Toronto said:
just shove a couple of garlic cloves up there :D

















oh shyt i didnt wanna be up in this homo thread...damnnnnnnn
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UMMMMMMMMM


That is for vampires not hemorrhoids
 
Don't strain at stool,
Use the shower/handheld instead of wiping,
Maxipads can be useful,
The Rudd Clinic's very good,
OHIP pays,
Rectal blood can be deadly serious,
You can't see for yourself,
What are you waiting for?
 
Change your diet to make your poop soft.

When your poop is hard, you will bleed.
When your poop is soft, you will probably not bleed.

Surgery will fix it, but if you don't change your diet, it will recur.

My mom had the surgery and it fixed it for a few years, but she didn't change her diet, so it recurred and she still bleeds.

I elected to not have the surgery. My Hemorrhoids are still there but they don't bleed often, maybe once or twice a year, if I get constipated, and my diet is not good.
 
niggin said:
I haven't left the house since Sunday. My ass is in pain, and each shit I take is topped off with a pool of bright red blood.

Anusol suppositories and cream barely work. What the hell am I supposed to do?
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I tried those suppositories once and for all the good they did me I may as well have been sticking them up my ass.
 
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