Hemorrhoids

[niggin]

I haven't left the house since Sunday. My ass is in pain, and each shit I take is topped off with a pool of bright red blood.

Anusol suppositories and cream barely work. What the hell am I supposed to do?

 

[calloway]

How about going to see a doctor?

 

[Alexis_2]

Hmm, I'm certainly no expert but maybe a trip to the doctor is in order - could be bad enough to require surgery.

 

[Cycleguy007]

1. Keep shit like that to yourself! (Pun intended!)

2. What Calloway & Alex said!

 

[snowleopard]

If you're just using over-the-counter medications, they aren't good enough. See a doctor and get a script for something stronger.

 

[elmo]

Eat lots of really hot peppers...enjoy.

 

[niggin]

Shitting and typing right now (laptop with wi-fi). I am scared to look.

Here I go:

NO BLOOD! Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[calloway]

Well at least you can multi-task.

 

[papasmerf]

Slap iron to them

Heat a fire poker to red hot and burn them off

Or you can see a doctor.


Now if you would like I can recommend Great Bear to and he will know a cure


I know of no one who is a more perfect asshole

 

[RayFinkel]

I guess the Dirt Biking is outta the question this weekend.

.

 

[papasmerf]

I guess the Dirt Biking is outta the question this weekend.

.

Well with your gay motorcycle club they would feel as if you added speed bumps for their pleasure

 

[RayFinkel]

Well with your gay motorcycle club they would feel as if you added speed bumps for their pleasure

Watch it, Papa.....or I'll revoke your membership.

and BTW how come your bike never has a seat.

.

 

[LKD]

you need an anal plugging from one of the members here

 

[papasmerf]

Watch it, Papa.....or I'll revoke your membership.

and BTW how come your bike never has a seat.

.

cause you are the only one who uses it, these days

 

[snowleopard]

Slap iron to them

Heat a fire poker to red hot and burn them off

Or you can see a doctor.


Now if you would like I can recommend Great Bear to and he will know a cure


I know of no one who is a more perfect asshole

Listen to Papa ... he's our resident anal expert

 

[Cycleguy007]

Listen to Papa ... he's our resident anal expert

Anal expert = A$$ hole?

 

[TRX]

have your MD refferred you to Rudds Clinic for cryosurgery. they are specialty for that and no pain even after the procedure.

 

[toughb]

Anal expert = A$$ hole?

***

That sounds more like..eh, humm, well, na, I'll let it go...

 

[ang]

get a nose sucker..you know the ones that you buy for babies, stick it up there and suck them out...no really you may need injections

 

[calloway]

no really you may need injections

Maybe that's what got him in trouble in the first place... sex toys gone bad.