Sexual "Assault"
I am not speaking of "aggravated assault" here; but as a general rule, from my limited experience, I have, for a long time, been of the view that women know in their hearts, that, no matter how sexually extreme their behaviour might be in some instances, a complaint won't be laid: for the simple reason that, normally, men don't complain about being laid (i.e. sexually assaulted).
Moreover,from my research on the topic in Europe and on ships on the high seas (sorry, I have no data on the Orient) I have concluded that the most provocative, uninhibited and sexually dangerous women (in descending order among the top seven countries) would be the French, the Dutch, the Yugoslavs, the Brits, the Greeks, the Poles and the Italians. I skip the rest.
I have often pondered about the forces that might help to explain my ranking of these women in this order -assuming I have been sufficiently perceptive.
And I have finally satisfied myself that the following explanatory,albeit anecdotally based, observations are reasonably sound in order to create some order out of the sexual chaos.
They are short and simple:
The French,because they love and wholeheartedly enjoy sex. It expresses the joy of being human.
The Dutch, because its healthy and natural.
The Yugoslavs, because their men (as they see it) are a boorish lot and they are starved for respectful treatment(relatively speaking).
The Brits,because they are sex-starved in their own country.
The Greeks, because they invented it, made it democratic, and have a right to it.
The Poles, because it enhances their self-esteem.
The Italians, because they have to rush before the effects of pregnancy and pasta set in.
I should make two honourable mentions here: the Yanks, because they are free, uninhibited spirits who can afford it; and women on the high seas whose world is the ocean and simply can't get enough before the voyage is over.
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"If you ever see someone coming toward you with the obvious intent of doing you good, run for your life!"
