Guts or balls?

[harryass]

GUTS OR BALLS?
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really
know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the
definition for each is listed below ....

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you
still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass
and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.

 

[MissCroft]

I thought you were talking about sheep guts or balls at first. I like Haggis.

 

[SchlongConery]

Guts: Where the broom handle will end up in.

Balls: Where she will punch you.

 

[MissCroft]

Guts: Where the broom handle will end up in.

Balls: Where she will punch you.

Can't you have both?

 

[SchlongConery]

Can't you have both?

Only in a one hour session, hun.

 

[MissCroft]

Only in a one hour session, hun.

It wouldn't take that long.

 

[SchlongConery]

It wouldn't take that long.

Sorry babe, but please don't degrade me by trying to negotiate my rates. If you want to punch me in the balls and shove a broom handle up my ass, please treat me with some respect!

 

[Titalian]

Here's a description on Balls. LOL

 

[shack]

Can't you have both?

When used in the figurative sense, there ain't no difference between the two. They are synonyms.