You're still on this? It's not the same thing. Let me spell it out for you; driving restrictions with regards to the misuse of alcohol, happen after the commission of an offense. Show me an instance where police have gone to someone's home to seize their vehicle to preemptively stop the potential commission of an offense and you might have a point.
I see you avoided the carding/stop-and-frisk issue like the plague.
Otherwise, it's not a "paranoid conspiracy" as you clearly want to bypass due process because of your own paranoia surrounding gun ownership.