Go, Mike, go!

[thecoolguyms72]

No, lefties don't rule, Mickleson doesn't. I still have a standing bet that Mickleson will never win a major championship!!!

 

[h_upmann]

Lefty hookers rule, actually. Lefty slicers can't win at Augusta. LOL

 

[ToronToto]

Tiger just put the green jacket on Mikey.

 

[thecoolguyms72]

Yes, that's true, h_upmann, that's why I haven't won, I'm a right hooker. Maybe some day.

 

[ToronToto]

First Canadian to win a Major...wonder what those from Georgia think 'bout this. Canadians wins OUR major?

 

[h_upmann]

Mike was awesome this weekend. What makes a great golfer is not a booming teeshot or a spectacular iron shot. Good decisions and the ability to make numerous six footers under unimaginable pressure are what makes a great golfer.

I wanna be like Mike!

 

[Captain Bly]

I am so pleased and he didn't choke. but can't he find a better looking woman???

 

[Captain Bly]

His wife is HOTTT

You need new glasses buddy

 

[h_upmann]

For us duffers: You can talk to a slice, but those hooks just don't listen.

 

[ToronToto]

I think Mike's been with this woman for quite awhile. Not like Phil picking up a hottie AFTER he became famous. Ever seen Amy?

 

[thecoolguyms72]

She isn't too bad, I'd bang her. Although, I don't think that is exactly the measure for good looks. He's one of those "nice guys" that finally finished first, maybe he'll become an ass and divorce her? I doubt it.

 

[ToronToto]

Miranda's first wish is to see coolguy get down on her.

Oops, wrong thread.

 

[thecoolguyms72]

I don't think Amy is all that hot. She reminds me of a young Sally Struthers, and we all know how that turned out!!!!!

H_upmann, I find the slice to be without ears, I can control my draw. Problem is, I aim down the right expecting a draw, so when it doesn't happen and I end up needing a cut from the right rough, I'm fucked. I end up punching out or trying a miracle low draw through the trees. I have a nice blow up hole each round. Last round a couple weeks ago, I shot a decent 82, but had two triples and a quad. If I were Brian Boitano, two triples and a quad would give me would. Thankfully I'm not him.

 

[thecoolguyms72]

Hey Toto, I'd be happy to get down on the lovely Miranda.

 

[h_upmann]

He's one of those "nice guys" that finally finished first, maybe he'll become an ass and divorce her?

That's known as the Gretzky move, isn't it? Or Jeremy Mayfield for us NASCAR fans.

 

[h_upmann]

to: thecoolguyms72

I often shoot 82 myself, unfortunately I have 5 or 6 holes to play at that time. But I can shoot at or under par for 6 or 7 holes at a stretch. I can blow up better than you!

 

[Speedo]

I only broke 100 once in my life, but then came completely unglued and shot 128 on the back-nine....

WTG Mike !

 

[thecoolguyms72]

Speedo, want to play for money?

 

[Speedo]

Just one problem, Cool...I can never find an ATM in the forest where all my drives go...

 

[thecoolguyms72]

I'll have one installed.