Getting old

[HafDun]

If I wake up without aches and pains.... I worry

I find things haven't really changed much.
I've been waking up stiff since I was about 10

 

[goalie000]

I know the feeling. I've gone to 10 funerals in the last 5 years. 4 in one year. i honestly tell people I'm cursed and anyone that comes close to me increases their chances of dying by about 90%

Well making a statement like this CAN'T be good for Business, LMFAO

 

[papasmerf]

you know you are getting old when you get an erection reading a menu at a resturant.

 

[lookingforitallthetime]

you know you are getting old when you get an erection reading a menu at a resturant.

Sounds like bear meat was on the menu.

 

[papasmerf]

Sounds like bear meat was on the menu.

Why yes it was. But the woodpecker pie was delightfull

 

[White Rabbit]

You know your getting old when you drive by a cemetery and two guys start chasing you with shovels.

 

[HafDun]

The best thing about senility is that you get to hide your own Easter eggs.

 

[jazzpig]

Patient goes to his doctor.

Doctor: I have bad news for you.
Patient: What is it?
Doctor: Two things. One, you have cancer, and two, you have alzheimers.
Patient, Oh no!...Well...at least I don't have cancer.

 

[JoyfulC]

Maybe you ran with the wrong crowd.

Funerals were more frequent when I was in my 20s and early 30s -- skydiving, motorcycles, racing, drugs, gun fights. Those of us who made it past that point are probably more predisposed to longevity. Darwinism in action?

..c..

 

[MuffinMuncher]

I remember feeling really old back in 2000 going into a bar that had retro 90’s night. Then I thought were these people born yesterday? What is so retro about the 90’s?

Some of my staff got into a conversation about music and referred to Nirvana as "classic rock". WTF? It's bad enough when they think Boston and The Eagles are "oldies".

Going to funerals doesnt really bother me - look on the bright side, at least its not yours.

The best thing about senility is that you get to hide your own Easter eggs.

The best part about Alzheimer's is that you get to meet new people every day.

 

[ASYLUM]

Well making a statement like this CAN'T be good for Business, LMFAO

LOL. most of the things I say on here aren't good for business people don't seem to get a bit offended with some of the stuff i say

 

[petitelover]

What age is old? A friend of mine's co-worker had an brain aneurysm and died in her sleep. She was 21. Our computer programmer has a family member with cancer who will most likely die within 6 months. She is 42.

Life is precious and although some of you say you wake up with aches and pains, at least your wake up.

 

[Hard Idle]

I know the feeling. I've gone to 10 funerals in the last 5 years. 4 in one year. i honestly tell people I'm cursed and anyone that comes close to me increases their chances of dying by about 90%

But are they good chances of dying with a smile?

 

[Hard Idle]

if you go to funerals of people you hated it evens out