Getting old

[Never Compromised]

The worst part of getting old is not the hair disappearing.
It is not the tummy getting bigger.
It is not being able to keep it up all night.
It is not being able to recover from a night out with the boys quickly.
It is not that most young women think I'm a pervert because I think they are sexy.
It is not that the back is sore and the knees stiff in the morning.
It is the number of funerals.

 

[danmand]

the third one is not so bad.

 

[red]

if you go to funerals of people you hated it evens out

 

[Robio]

I hear you
Lucky for me I still have all my hair; unfortunately it also grows in weird places.

I hate second guessing indigestion as possible hart troubles

I remember feeling really old back in 2000 going into a bar that had retro 90’s night. Then I thought were these people born yesterday? What is so retro about the 90’s?

 

[trisket]

Funerals usually have decent food afterwards, also a good time to give the widow a quick once over.

 

[Never Compromised]

Funerals usually have decent food afterwards, also a good time to give the widow a quick once over.

Accident, she is the one that is in the coffin. I'm not too sure I want to give her the once over.

 

[Mao Tse Tongue]

Ever notice it's always old farts that say "Age is just a number."

 

[dirkd101]

It sucks getting old. Hair growing the best in places you don't want it. Rolling out of bed and dealing with all the aches and pains. Thankfully my hammer still works fine. Although it needs recharge time, where before it was like the Energizer Bunny

 

[thirdtime]

Hairline receding, mid-section expanding.
I'm lucky that I still don't need glasses and my aches and pains are marginal.
Whenever I'm accused of being a 'dirty old man', my reply is always "I'm not old.."

 

[Pargolfer]

What are those three things you should not do when you get old???

Never pass a washroom..
Never ignore a hardon,and
Never trust a fart..

I think this is correct..Jack Nicholson used it in The Bucket List...Very funny line in the movie...

 

[thirdtime]

Never pass a washroom..
Never ignore a hardon,and
Never trust a fart..

I think this is correct..Jack Nicholson used it in The Bucket List...Very funny line in the movie...

It was "Never waste a hard-on"

 

[Neverenuff$]

If I wake up without aches and pains.... I worry

 

[ASYLUM]

I know the feeling. I've gone to 10 funerals in the last 5 years. 4 in one year. i honestly tell people I'm cursed and anyone that comes close to me increases their chances of dying by about 90%

 

[Robio]

I did not see that on this thread

Ever notice it's always old farts that say "Age is just a number."

Actually I am surprised on how brutally honest every one is.

 

[dirkd101]

When I read the paper in the morning I am always happiest when my name is not in the obits.

 

[ig-88]

well, one nice thing about funerals is that chicks actually dress up and look like women (no flip-flops, low-rider jeans (which I hate), etc.)

 

[lookingforitallthetime]

I know the feeling. I've gone to 10 funerals in the last 5 years. 4 in one year. i honestly tell people I'm cursed and anyone that comes close to me increases their chances of dying by about 90%

Interesting marketing strategy.

 

[Berlin]

Never trust a fart...

LMAO ...!

You know, it's not limited only to old geezers. Accidents do happen.

 

[Aardvark154]

It is not that most young women think I'm a pervert because I think they are sexy

I do think that the above is the best line.

 

[a 1 player]

10 years ago I though cancer was for old people, now I see it everywhere amongst friends and family. Add to that heart disease, strokes, our bodies giving out, and that putrid old person smell and I say we are all doomed.