Some of the postings on this board are really funny, so much so that people don't even realize it so they respond with a serious answer...even funnier. Sometimes the bullshit is hilarious.
Some examples are as follows:
People seeking investment advise...are you kidding?
People seeking relationship advise...seriously?
People looking for recommendations on ladies...SEARCH. One guy asked for a complete list of reviews of clubs and dancers for the Niagara region - like we have nothing better to do. I'll bet you some other moron is currently typing this list out!
Some people think having a pimp is a healthy relationship...get help.
Some people think chicks that weigh 175 lbs and up are big boned or curvaceous...I believe the word you are looking for is fat.
Some guys are no shows for half their appointments then complain when the crack ho fro CL didn't show...consider the source of your lead.
Some guys are looking for the ultimate deal...sex for $60 and her pussy smells...ya think??
Some of the ladies are such obvious self-promoters its a joke...yes, I'm sure she really are the best of everything...if you don't believe me, just ask her!
I also like the blatant questions...hey can you guys tell me what club, which girl and what shift will guarantee me a BJ...can you also tell me how much so I don't overpay? Fuck...do you want us to use our dick for you too?
Then there is the services comparison for the ugly chicks...no really, she offers a fantastic service. Isn't that the escort equivalent to she has a nice personality?
Keep them coming folks...the jocularity of it all really is amusing.
Some examples are as follows:
People seeking investment advise...are you kidding?
People seeking relationship advise...seriously?
People looking for recommendations on ladies...SEARCH. One guy asked for a complete list of reviews of clubs and dancers for the Niagara region - like we have nothing better to do. I'll bet you some other moron is currently typing this list out!
Some people think having a pimp is a healthy relationship...get help.
Some people think chicks that weigh 175 lbs and up are big boned or curvaceous...I believe the word you are looking for is fat.
Some guys are no shows for half their appointments then complain when the crack ho fro CL didn't show...consider the source of your lead.
Some guys are looking for the ultimate deal...sex for $60 and her pussy smells...ya think??
Some of the ladies are such obvious self-promoters its a joke...yes, I'm sure she really are the best of everything...if you don't believe me, just ask her!
I also like the blatant questions...hey can you guys tell me what club, which girl and what shift will guarantee me a BJ...can you also tell me how much so I don't overpay? Fuck...do you want us to use our dick for you too?
Then there is the services comparison for the ugly chicks...no really, she offers a fantastic service. Isn't that the escort equivalent to she has a nice personality?
Keep them coming folks...the jocularity of it all really is amusing.
