Funny Story....why one should remove batteries from ones Toys

It happened this morning...again I ask why me?

I am getting ready to check out of my hotel. I have all my stuff packed and of course being the girl I am I have more bags then one would think ones needs for a two night stay in a hotel.

Computer bag slung over one shoulder, purse over the other, shopping bag in hand and trolley suitcase in tow. I head for the elevator. I push the button and wait. The doors open and there is a man and a woman already on the elevator. I proceed inside and the door closes. I push the handle down on my suitcase and from my bag comes a very loud humming noise.

My heart sinks....and I immediately realize I have not taken the batteries out of my toys. My bag is vibrating and now causing the plastic wheel on my bag to click against the marble floor of the elevator. I nonchalantly try to slide my foot under my bag but that just caused the toys in my bag rattle against one another and made the sound echo even louder in the space of the tiny elevator.

I stood frozen pretending not to hear the noise. It was a long ride down from the 26th floor. I think the elevator was now in slow motion. I could no longer ignore it any more. I reached in my pocket and pulled out my cell phone hoping to pass it off as my phone. I reached in my other pocket pulled out my other cell phone. There was no disguising this noise...I was mortified.

Finally the elevator stops and I quickly exit....I move off to the side to rectify my little problem and the gentleman behind me smiles at me and says "Sounds like more then a cell phone in your bag". At that point all I could do was laugh.

So how is your Friday going?
 

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2_sexy_students said:
Lmao! That is too funny. A similar situation happened to me once. I tend to keep my dildo/vibrator in my purse.
LOL why? for those "erotic emergencies" that seem to crop up at a moment's notice? lol....

Now, what I don't understand is, Molly, I have to assume that you were doing incalls, why would you need a BOB then? I should think that you'd get enough penile (for lack of a better term) stimulation so that you wouldn't need to "do the laundry by hand" so to speak......

I'm not being a smartass (for once lol) I'm just trying to understand.....
 

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Now, what I don't understand is, Molly, I have to assume that you were doing incalls, why would you need a BOB then? I should think that you'd get enough penile (for lack of a better term) stimulation so that you wouldn't need to "do the laundry by hand" so to speak......
You been around long enough... In all that time you have never read ads saying "Toys are available for the session". :eek:
 
tboy said:
LOL why? for those "erotic emergencies" that seem to crop up at a moment's notice? lol....

Now, what I don't understand is, Molly, I have to assume that you were doing incalls, why would you need a BOB then? I should think that you'd get enough penile (for lack of a better term) stimulation so that you wouldn't need to "do the laundry by hand" so to speak......

I'm not being a smartass (for once lol) I'm just trying to understand.....
tboy the answer is some guys like a big vibrating dildo shoved up their bum

*shrug* You asked...;)
 

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Ok Molly you owe me a coffee and a new keyboard, because I just spewed it all over my computer while reading this.

It did remind me of a time I was travelling in the US, long before the 911 new security measures. A guy is in the security / xray line and is stopped on the other side. The guard asks him to open his carry on piece. The female guard, who is just slightly older than God, reaches in and pulls out a toy. She then promptly holds it above her head and asks what it is.

The poor guy is twenty shades of red in 3 seconds flat. The rest of the security crew breaks up and the others in line behind him are also amused. A small conversation ensues between the supervisor and the guard. The gentleman is allowed to enter into the secure area for boarding. When he walked by me he was still extremely red in the face. I don't know what flight he got on, but it wasn't mine anyway
 

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Molly Robinson said:
tboy the answer is some guys like a big vibrating dildo shoved up their bum

*shrug* You asked...;)
LOL yeah, that never crossed my mind.....*shudders*
 
Dodger that is another story all together....

I would always take toys away when traveling and then there was this one time I had a panic attack right there as I approached baggage claim. There were articles of clothing bouncing the conveyor belt, some how a bag popped open.
For a moment fear thundered inside me as I feared it was my bag and all I could imagine was big dildos and vibrators bouncing all over the conveyor belt....

Now I leave my toys at home and if the need arises I order Strawberries, chocolate, whip cream and a whole cucumber up to my room....
 

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LOL since you like dewalt tools so much I'm surprised you don't have the dildo attachment for your reciprocating saw.....*eg*
 

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That is cute reminds of being in my evator with me and my girlfriend we are talking about porn biz stuf, and next minute we knew the door opened. and the last words that was siad was the anal beads can be boiled.
 

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Same thing (kinda) happened to a female freind of mine when she was going through airport security:eek: . . . she was mortified however it turned out to be her travel electric toothbrush!!
 

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Funny

That reminds me of the other time that we were travelling together and the security guard pulled you aside to have you remove the "liquid" from your bag. Turned out to be a big bottle of grape flavoured lube....

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AliseAmery said:
That reminds me of the other time that we were travelling together and the security guard pulled you aside to have you remove the "liquid" from your bag. Turned out to be a big bottle of grape flavoured lube....

;)
And they took it from me...ahhh sweet memories of grape lube and your pussy
 

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At the airport is worst if they find them and they are not turned on , they ask you to turn them on to make sure they are what they look like they are.
 
Molly Robinson said:
I push the handle down on my suitcase and from my bag comes a very loud humming noise.

My heart sinks....and I immediately realize I have not taken the batteries out of my toys. My bag is vibrating and now causing the plastic wheel on my bag to click against the marble floor of the elevator.
Reminds me of Penthouse forum letter with Nurse worked with pair of pleasure balls, aka kung fu balls in her snatch when she work nights. The pinging sound coming from her inside when they had to work on a patient.:D
 
Toroz said:
LMAO!! Glad I don't carry dildos and vibrator's with me in my luggage! Funny thread!
Years ago, had to buy a new suitcase just to house LF's toy to avoid this scene. I only travel with carry-on but promised her to get this particualr model not available here. Which reminds me never got that toy show she promised.:D
 
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