Surprise Security screener didn't make you rub it on your lips like the milk-bottle incident. And not sure how you feel about demostrating your Themal-fluid engineering background in public.Molly Robinson said:
Funny Story....why one should remove batteries from ones Toys
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goodtime said:Surprise Security screener didn't make you rub it on your lips like the milk-bottle incident. And not sure how you feel about demostrating your Themal-fluid engineering background in public.
I like teasing in public...I like being sly, if not coy about it though! I have also been know to be a little brazen.
Haha.....I almost forgot about this story. I think it is time to share a few new ones....
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Reminds me of the time...
I heard about airport security going through a female passenger's luggage and finding her vibrator and holding it up for all to see... LMFAO. I told Mrs. CG about it and she thought it would be mortifying, and I said oh please... in this new liberated day and age, no one cares about that stuff anymore.
So a couple weeks later I had to go to Las Vegas for a trade show. Same as I have done dozens of time before, flight down was no problem- rather long wait for the cab but made it to my hotel with little incident. So there I am walking up to a rather packed Lobby of The Treasure Island Hotel and all of a sudden I here a buzzing sound emulating from my suitcase! OMG! All I could think about was that story of the airport security & the lady with the vibrator and how I thought it was funny and Mrs. CG got a little miffed when I sloughed it off so nonchalantly! I thought to myself- No... she wouldn't... and then quickly realized that yes, she would! She may just be crazy enough to slip a sex toy into my suitcase just to see if I really thought is was "no big deal" if I got caught with it!
I surmized that it must have been "jammed" on when the cabbie threw my suitcase into the trunk! Then the worst happened! A group of buyer's I knew came into the line just behind me! It was a group of 4 ladies, and I knew them very well... and I was convinced they could here the toy! So I must have turned about 13 shades of red, and tried desperately to keep the conversation going to try and drown out or at least mask the vibrating sound emulating from my suitcase! They were very busy at the check in counter and it seemed to take for ever!!!! I know the girls heard it, but was completely powerless to do anything about it! I was mortified!
I got to my room a while later only to discover it was my Crest Spin brush!
I heard about airport security going through a female passenger's luggage and finding her vibrator and holding it up for all to see... LMFAO. I told Mrs. CG about it and she thought it would be mortifying, and I said oh please... in this new liberated day and age, no one cares about that stuff anymore.
So a couple weeks later I had to go to Las Vegas for a trade show. Same as I have done dozens of time before, flight down was no problem- rather long wait for the cab but made it to my hotel with little incident. So there I am walking up to a rather packed Lobby of The Treasure Island Hotel and all of a sudden I here a buzzing sound emulating from my suitcase! OMG! All I could think about was that story of the airport security & the lady with the vibrator and how I thought it was funny and Mrs. CG got a little miffed when I sloughed it off so nonchalantly! I thought to myself- No... she wouldn't... and then quickly realized that yes, she would! She may just be crazy enough to slip a sex toy into my suitcase just to see if I really thought is was "no big deal" if I got caught with it!
I surmized that it must have been "jammed" on when the cabbie threw my suitcase into the trunk! Then the worst happened! A group of buyer's I knew came into the line just behind me! It was a group of 4 ladies, and I knew them very well... and I was convinced they could here the toy! So I must have turned about 13 shades of red, and tried desperately to keep the conversation going to try and drown out or at least mask the vibrating sound emulating from my suitcase! They were very busy at the check in counter and it seemed to take for ever!!!! I know the girls heard it, but was completely powerless to do anything about it! I was mortified!
I got to my room a while later only to discover it was my Crest Spin brush!
Yes I have been one of those girls that they decide to pull out your collection of vibes at secuity and asked me to turn them on....fumbling with batteries is so much fun....lolI got to my room a while later only to discover it was my Crest Spin brush!
I was behind a lady at the security xray in the airport and they were checking all her stuff in the tray. I guess they stumbled on to this remote control device and pressed a button. I happened to see her all of a sudden squak and start jumping around. Guess she had already inserted a remote control egg. She looked at me and she went red faced. I just told her to enjoy her flight don't worry about these guys.
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Sue Johansen used to have problems with vibrators and security. And rushing for the flight, and dropping her bag of toys - open - in the aisle of a plane.
BTW, evidently the vibrator was the fifth electrical appliance widely adapted into households!
BTW, evidently the vibrator was the fifth electrical appliance widely adapted into households!
I've had similar experiences a few times.. but this story from a friend of mine tops it.
Jack Lawrence is a porn star in L.A.
He is straight but has a ton of gay fans. He had his cock made into a dildo but the asian facility he had make it didn't use the right product. Jack gave one to a male fan who ''burned'' his butt with it.
Thankfully the fan didn't sue him and it was the only one given out. Jack had to have the whole order remade with the proper substance and it was a rush to have it ready for his booth at AVN in Vegas.
The guy delivering the ''goods'' had a bad accident (obviously not funny as he was injured).. but the funny part is when the truck spilled.. all of the dildos as well as someone else's fake pussies.. were spread all over the highway!
Jack Lawrence is a porn star in L.A.
He is straight but has a ton of gay fans. He had his cock made into a dildo but the asian facility he had make it didn't use the right product. Jack gave one to a male fan who ''burned'' his butt with it.
Thankfully the fan didn't sue him and it was the only one given out. Jack had to have the whole order remade with the proper substance and it was a rush to have it ready for his booth at AVN in Vegas.
The guy delivering the ''goods'' had a bad accident (obviously not funny as he was injured).. but the funny part is when the truck spilled.. all of the dildos as well as someone else's fake pussies.. were spread all over the highway!
Man, this is dangerous stuff. Can you imagine if he gave that thing to a female fan and she inserts it in her "you know where" and it burns her inside
? She could sue Jack and the manuafacturer for hurting her livelihood, pain and distress.