Funny Place Names

The_Ladies_Man

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These are names of actual locations:

Arsoli (Lazio, Italy)
Bastard (Norway)
Beaver (Oklahoma, USA)
Beaver Head (Idaho, USA)
Brown Willy (Cornwall,UK)
Chinaman's Knob (Australia)
Climax (Colorado, USA)
Dikshit (India)
Dildo (Newfoundland, Canada)
Dong Rack (Thailand-Cambodia border)
Dongo (Congo - Democratic Republic)
Fuku (Shensi, China)
Fukue (Honshu, Japan)
Fukui (Honshu, Japan)
Fukum (Yemen)
Hold With Hope (Greenland)
Intercourse (Pennsylvania, USA)
Lickey End (West Midlands, UK)
Little Dix Village (West Indies)
Lord Berkeley's Knob (Sutherland, Scotland)
Middle Intercourse Island (Australia)
Muff (Northern Ireland)
Nobber (Donegal, Ireland)
Pis Pis River (Nicaragua)
Sexmoan (Luzon, Philippines)
Seymen (Turkey)
Shafter (California, USA)
Shag Island (Indian Ocean)
Shitlingthorpe (Yorkshire, UK)
Tittybong (Australia)
Tong Fuk (Japan)
Turdo (Romania)
Twatt (Orkney, UK)
Wank (Germany)
Wankendorf (Schleswig-Holstein, Germany)
Wankener (India)
Wankie (Zimbabwe)
Wankie Colliery (Zimbabwe)
Wanks River (Nicaragua)
Wankum (Germany)
Wet Beaver Creek (Australia)
 
I've never laughed so hard in my life!! Who comes up with these names?!

A little off topic but a funny name none-the-less... anybody in Windsor see that restaurant called 'Crabby Dicks'? I swear to God thats the name of a seafood restaurant there.
 
Two places come to mind right away.

1. In the great State of KENtucky, between Cincinnati and Lexington on I-75 there is a State Park called

"Big Bone Lick"

Check it out next time you travel to Florida and are driving.

2. Just North of the Illinois and Wisconsin border on I-94 West there is a State Park in Wisconsin called...

"Bong Recreation area"

Two places that strike me as pretty funny.

JJ
 
Just outside Detroit, exit 69 puts you onto Big Beaver Road. Tell me that wasn't planned.

Miss
 
hell, I used to think "middlesex" was hilarious
 
To quote krusty the clown;

"Krusty: [back in the classroom]OK, memorize these funny place names: Walla Walla. Keokuk. Cucamonga. Seattle "


(I also just found that you can find the scripts from the simpsons online)