Fun Thread! This thread is dedicated to funny jokes, find one & post it! I'll start:

[lynn_ha]

Fun Thread! This thread is dedicated to funny jokes, find one & post it! I'll start:

This thread is dedicated to funny jokes, find one & post it! I'll start:
Find your favorite joke & paste it here, we all need a good, hard, laugh!
Dirty words are wel-cum!

Who cums up with the best jokes, ​

"Blues" or "Pinks"?

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[shack]

It may be better to keep all the fun jokes in one thread. Less searching.

https://terb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?125364-Joke-of-the-day&highlight=joke

 

[**Sophie**]

My SO told me this one this morning, he thought it was hilarious.

Why are men smarter when they are having sex??



Because they are plugged into a fucking know it all lol.
Har!Har!Har!

 

[lynn_ha]

It may be better to keep all the fun jokes in one thread. Less searching.

https://terb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?125364-Joke-of-the-day&highlight=joke

Hey Shack, don't you think it would be more fun to have a bit of variety & be really adventures and have 2 threads running! I'm sure TERB can afford the extra room!

 

[lynn_ha]

A new supermarket just opened up nearby.

It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and smell fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and there is the scent of freshly mowed hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens clucking and cackling, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there anymore, though.

 

[SchlongConery]

A new supermarket just opened up nearby.

It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and smell fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and there is the scent of freshly mowed hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens clucking and cackling, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there anymore, though.

No shit!