Fucked up names parents are giving kids these days

[whitewaterguy]

Lately i have been hearing a lot of messed up names kids are running around with. For one thing, Heaven spelled backwards is out there, not only in the escorting scene...why dont they just name the kid Hell?
We have a neighbour whose kid is named Ocean, and i just encountered a kid named Suede.....no shit...Suede...and the most fucked up of the month for me was a kid named Cessna...c'mon now people...get a grip. Also encountered this name given their kid by a couple of hard core crack heads: Adrahaxen.

got any to add? would love to hear them!

 

[buttercup]

Never make fun of people's names. Didn't your mother tell you that, Gladys?

 

[shack]

Never make fun of people's names. Didn't your mother tell you that, Gladys?

He's not. He's making fun of the idiot parents.

 

[peter4025]

I know a guy that named his son Blue. Unfortunately his last name is Balls. I feel sorry for the kid, specially when he'll go to school.

 

[HFH Spa (West)]

I know what you mean... I think parents need to remember the kid is stuck with the name for the rest of their life. I hate my first real name, so I took a nickname when I was 15 yrs old.

Kayla

 

[Buick Mackane]

My neighbour wanted to be hip and different, named his kids Che and Raven. I saw in the paper where Atari was someone's name and everyone seemed to like it.
It beats the hell out of Elmer or Gertrude.

 

[k57]

I know one young couple who named their son Awesome. Really? Come on!
Years ago, former neighbors had a daughter named Sunshine: guess they loved the '60s man! Just groovy.
And what about hyphenated last names; ie Brown-Jones. What happens if that kid marries another person with a hyphenated surname. When they have kids do the offspring then have four hyphenated surnames? Always wondered about that one; sure would take up a lot of space on an ID card.

 

[Carling]

you mean i shouldn't name my kid TERBert ??

 

[John Galt 2012]

you mean i shouldn't name my kid TERBert ??

Good one.

that could be diberts user name.

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[lurkerdick]

Why are "Bitch" and "Arse" not in the baby's naming books?...they seem popular among people when they call or do a shout out to people these days

 

[Petzel]

Lately i have been hearing a lot of messed up names kids are running around with. For one thing, Heaven spelled backwards is out there, not only in the escorting scene...why dont they just name the kid Hell?
We have a neighbour whose kid is named Ocean, and i just encountered a kid named Suede.....no shit...Suede...and the most fucked up of the month for me was a kid named Cessna...c'mon now people...get a grip. Also encountered this name given their kid by a couple of hard core crack heads: Adrahaxen.

got any to add? would love to hear them!

It's not just these days. Look to the past. Frank Zappa named his daughter Moon Unit and his son Dweezil!

 

[69Shooter]

One day, a young Indian boy (i.e., Native American) was asking his father how his people came up with the names that gave to their children. The father explained that their people had a long history of living in harmony with nature. Thus, it was their tradition to name their offspring after the first thing, in nature, that they saw when a new baby was born. "For example", the father said, "your sister was born next to a babbling brook so we named her 'Babbling Brook'. And, when your older brother was born, I stepped out of the teepee and saw a magnificent soaring eagle so we named him 'Soaring Eagle. By the way, why do you ask Two Dogs Fucking?"

 

[69Shooter]

I know what you mean... I think parents need to remember the kid is stuck with the name for the rest of their life. I hate my first real name, so I took a nickname when I was 15 yrs old.

Kayla

I can't be the only one dying to know...

 

[FAST]

Shooting ones mouth off

Went to high school with 2 brothers, last name Gunn, 1st names Brenn and Stenn.

FAST

 

[civic82]

He's not. He's making fun of the idiot parents.

Like!!!!! x1000000

 

[Tangwhich]

Some fucking retard in New Zealand named their kid Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii.
No, I'm not kidding.

 

[buttercup]

Some kids born in England on 30 July 1966 were named after the team that won the World Cup. Some were named: Gordon George Ray Bobby Jack Nobby Alan Bobby Geoffrey Roger Martin. Others: Banks Cohen Wilson Charlton Moore Styles Ball Charlton Hurst Hunt Peters.

Happy carefree days.

 

[trod]

 

[Gentle Ben]

20 or more years ago, in Niagara, there was a child called (first name) Justice (Second Name ) Wilby (last name) Dunn

Poor lad died from neglect or something, there was a huge inquest over his death and the parents were trying to blame the landlord for deficiency's in the house they lived in .

 

[Hammerstein]

Can rememberlistening to the radio one morning and they were talking about top kid names in the US. Top 2 boy names were Neo and Morpheus
(any guesses as to what was big at the time) other weird and just down right idiotic names for boys at the time Champ, Champion Sincerity, Lucky only girl name i remember from then was Dung.... WTF.
But look at some of the names that the celebs give their kids Moxie Crimefighter, Prince Michael and Prince Michael2, Jermajesty, Apple, Audio Science, Kal-El
,Kyd, Blue Angel, Memphis Eve.... the list goes on and on and on ( you ger the idea)