Fuck, Marry, Kill

[Hornet]

(supermodels taking a stab at TV/movies) Gisele Bundchen, Amber Valetta, Janice Dickinson (America's Top Model)
(Playboy Blondes) Victoria Silvtedt, Brande Roderick, Jenny Macarthy
(Playboy Brunettes) Carmen Electra, Jennifer Walcott, Tanya Roberts
(Academy Award Winning Supporting Actress) Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Connelly, Cloris Leachman
(Academy Award Winning Actress) Charlize Theron, Nicole Kidman, Cher


(Coyote Ugly Girls - per the movie character) Izabella Miko (Cammie), Piper Perabo (Violet), Bridget Moynahan (Rachel)
(Coyote Ugly Girls - real life) Izabella Miko (Cammie), Bridget Moynahan (Rachel), Tyra Banks (Zoe)

 

[TQM]

well Hornet

I can say with certainty that Cher gets killed.

 

[jimmyt]

Lindsay Lohan, Eva Longoria, Posh Spice

Fuck Posh
Marry Eva
Kill Lindsay

 

[TQM]

try this one:

Christina Aguilera, Rihanna, Beyonce.

How do you end up killing anyone there?

Anyway, it turns out this game has enough cache to have turned itself into a website:

http://fuckmarrykill.com/index.cfm

 

[jimmyt]

The game's not mine - I just think it fun. You put forward 3 names. You have to fuck one; marry one; and kill one. (It can get tough.)

1. Jessica Simpson; Hilary Duff; Avril Lavigne

2. Jessica Alba; Jessica Biel; Ashlee Simpson

3. Kathy Bates; Kirstie Alley; Delta Burke

4. Oprah Winfrey; Sally Jesse Raphael; Star Jones.

5. Sarah Taylor; Leah Miller; Hannah Simone (all from MuchMusic)

Enjoy..... feel free to make up your own possibilities....

1) Fuck Jessica, Marry Hillary, Kill Avril
2) Fuck Jessica Alba, Marry Jessica Biel, Kill Ashlee Simpson
3) Fuck Kirstie, Marry Delta, Kill Kathy
4) Fuck Star, Marry Oprah, Kill Sally
5) cant do it, I'd marry or fuck all of them, would'nt kill any of them

 

[ASYLUM]

Scott Weiland, Jay Gordon, all of simple plan

 

[plunker]

Christina Aguilera, Rihanna, Beyonce.

How do you end up killing anyone there?

Definately fuck Rihanna, marry Christina, kill Beyonce (she's so over the hill).

How about this one: Fantasia Burrito, Jennifer Hudson, Kelly Clarkson

 

[TQM]

Fuck fantasia

Marry Kelly (unfortunately), Kill Hudson.

My problem isn't losing Hudson. It's being stuck with Clarkson.