Fuck, Marry, Kill

TQM

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The game's not mine - I just think it fun. You put forward 3 names. You have to fuck one; marry one; and kill one. (It can get tough.)

1. Jessica Simpson; Hilary Duff; Avril Lavigne

2. Jessica Alba; Jessica Biel; Ashlee Simpson

3. Kathy Bates; Kirstie Alley; Delta Burke

4. Oprah Winfrey; Sally Jesse Raphael; Star Jones.

5. Sarah Taylor; Leah Miller; Hannah Simone (all from MuchMusic)

Enjoy..... feel free to make up your own possibilities....
 
TQM said:
The game's not mine - I just think it fun. You put forward 3 names. You have to fuck one; marry one; and kill one. (It can get tough.)

1. Jessica Simpson; Hilary Duff; Avril Lavigne EASY KILL Marry Fuck

2. Jessica Alba; Jessica Biel; Ashlee Simpson EASIER FUCK MARRY KILL

3. Kathy Bates; Kirstie Alley; Delta Burke NOT AS EASY they are all heinous but KILL MARRY FUCK

4. Oprah Winfrey; Sally Jesse Raphael; Star Jones. FUCK MARRY KILL

5. Sarah Taylor; Leah Miller; Hannah Simone (all from MuchMusic) DONT KNOW THESE ones

Enjoy..... feel free to make up your own possibilities....

How about:

6. Hillary Clinton, Janet Reno, Sandra Day O'Connor
7. Tammy Faye Baker, Sharon Osborne, Charro
8. Rosie O'Donnell, Penny Marshall, Bette Midler
9. Kim Campbell, Sheila Copps, the newly available Barbara Ameil
10. Sophia Loren, Anne Margaret, Debbie Reynolds (1967 versions)
 
Berlin, Berlin, Berlin,.......

What am I going to do with you?

So what that you'd fuck Leah? Who will you then marry? Who will you kill?

You do realize that if you choose to fuck her, you can't then marry her?
 
TQM said:
What am I going to do with you?

So what that you'd fuck Leah? Who will you then marry? Who will you kill?

You do realize that if you choose to fuck her, you can't then marry her?


Well there goes anyones plan to fuck a rich person to get them to marry them and then kill them to get the will. :mad: :-P

Now for the men where does Paris Hilton fit in???
 
Jade4me

Paris - well that's easy. I simply couldn't marry her. That would mean spending the rest of my life with her. I'd love to have her for a few hours, but beyond that, I'd sooner die.

So she either gets killed or fucked.
 
I love this one!!

Great game with some imagination......

Fuck; Mariah Carey, those tits!!

Marry; Jessica Biel, no question

Kill; Britney Spears, but only after Mariah does her with a 12" strap on, in a tie with Paris fucking Hilton
 
TQM said:
So what that you'd fuck Leah? Who will you then marry? Who will you kill?

You do realize that if you choose to fuck her, you can't then marry her?

Hey look, I just wanna fuck Leah . As for the other 2 I'll leave them up to you.

:D
 
jimmy,

you don't get to pick easy ones. Of your 3, obviously Britney's dead meat.
 
TQM, here are three tough ones.....

Rosie O'Donnell (pretend she is'nt a lesbian)

Star Jones

Rosanne Barr

Me? I'd kill them all, then myself......
 
Marry Barr

Fuck Jones, kill O'Donnell. Killing myself unfortunately, isn't an option.
 
Possibly it should be named...

Don said:
Man that is a pretty morbid game. Listing people you would like to kill
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