Favorite server kissed and grabbed me

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If you didn't think it was fiction before, you all surely do now. I mean really, who the fuck would actually say something like that to a stranger?
No kidding, this is funny stuff, but in another way quite sad.
 

Don Draper

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No kidding, this is funny stuff, but in another way quite sad.
Maybe there is some truth to that as I was nearly in tears as I was undressing her.

If some of the TERB brothers find this entertaining, that's fine by me. I was the one present with her, not one of you.


I'm curious too Don. Was she Asian?
Not Asian. Lovely girl of U.K. heritage.
 

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Took her out tonight.

She was dressed to the 9's and looked hotter than a burning tree.

We had a great meal, a good conversation and the vibe went on all night.

At one point, when she got up to go to the Ladies Room, another guy in the restaurant came up to me and said: "Buddy, you're not the luckiest guy here. You're the luckiest guy in the whole world!"

Lots of making out in the car when I dropped her off at home. Half an hour later another text from her telling me how much fun she had and a very dignified 'thank you'.

She has legs that would resuscitate a dead man!

She smells great and I can still taste her kisses on my lips.

Taking her out next week. I'll keep those interested posted.

A very good evening to all. I know mine was.

Ciao for now.
even though this story sounds fabricated....i had the bolded part happen to me in jamaica. I met this hot girl at the resort and a guy came up to me and congratulated me, saying i have the hottest girl in the resort!
 

GPIDEAL

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My favorite server at my preferred establishment of wine and spirits kissed me 'farewell' this evening. She kissed me full on the lips, bit my lower lip and did a quick 'groin grab'.

She's still in Uni. Very sweet and cool. Thin, sexy with big eyes and a deep, rich voice. Slim, a little busty and very pretty. It felt good.

I was drunk enough to just go home. Not sure if I want to follow this up. This is my favorite place to drink and hang.

I'm going to ask her out tomorrow. Already have her number. Can't help it.

Anyone have similar experiences?
A uni grad is asking me to help her with a form that I'm sure she can figure out herself or discuss on the phone, but I'm not going to decline to meet her after hours.

This could be interesting. Lovely, intelligent gal - the total package - and young. For reasons I can't state, I still have to tread lightly but this could be interesting.
 

Don Draper

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Enjoyable read, but you left out some important information...Is she an Arsenal fan?:)
She's not really partial to the Gunners or any other club. She is a fan of the Three Lions though.

We watched a few matches this past summer. It worked in my Red and Furious favor, I daresay!
 

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A uni grad is asking me to help her with a form that I'm sure she can figure out herself or discuss on the phone, but I'm not going to decline to meet her after hours.

This could be interesting. Lovely, intelligent gal - the total package - and young. For reasons I can't state, I still have to tread lightly but this could be interesting.
I'd like to hear how it goes.

And you too Don D. I live vicariously sometimes.
 

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Buddy of mine in his 40's has hooked himself an early 20's gal from his local. Sweet girl. She works at our local serving. He aint no catch looks wise but a nice guy. She is pretty hot.

It does happen
 

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All kidding aside,Don keep going for the gusto and all life has to offer.There are so many lurkers and side-liners and so few of us who reach out and grab all what life has to offer.

the saint
 

GPIDEAL

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I'd like to hear how it goes.

And you too Don D. I live vicariously sometimes.
Her dad was there lol. Legit business meeting. I was also dressed snazzy and cologned, lol. Her dad almost got me drunk on Jagermeister.
 

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Buddy of mine in his 40's has hooked himself an early 20's gal from his local. Sweet girl. She works at our local serving. He aint no catch looks wise but a nice guy. She is pretty hot.

It does happen
He can also be well hung and have a long tongue (sorry couldn't resist).
 

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My favorite server at my preferred establishment of wine and spirits kissed me 'farewell' this evening. She kissed me full on the lips, bit my lower lip and did a quick 'groin grab'.

She's still in Uni. Very sweet and cool. Thin, sexy with big eyes and a deep, rich voice. Slim, a little busty and very pretty. It felt good.

I was drunk enough to just go home. Not sure if I want to follow this up. This is my favorite place to drink and hang.

I'm going to ask her out tomorrow. Already have her number. Can't help it.

Anyone have similar experiences?
if she kissed you she obviously finds you attractive unless she was hammered. she could have just given you a farewell hug or the standard kiss on the cheek. grabbing your cock was to seal the deal, get the point accross. of course as a woman she isnt gonna ask you out, thats your job. now if youve been crazy about this girl giving her fat tips kissing her ass, this may change the situation for you in a negative way but anyway what do you have to lose you'd be stupid not to do something.
 

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Well, for those interested and wondering how it went: it went well.

I took her out again last Thursday. I took her to a great little place with great Paella and live Flamenco dancing. She mentioned she liked rice so this was a no-brainer to me.

She was all dressed up to the 9's again and this time it was a lot more romantic than the first date. She was constantly hanging on to my arm, holding my hand and her body language was totally geared towards me. It was lovely. She was very impressed with the Flamenco and more so with the food.

After dinner, I suggested watching a movie at my place and she was totally willing. A few drinks later, there was no more watching the movie but rather some pretty heavy kissing on my couch. This led to the bedroom and the rest you all know. Needless to say, she spent the night. I made her some croissants and coffee in the morning and took her home. I gave her a little bag of books, DVD's and music. She was delighted. So was I.

Sunday morning I took her to the train station. Back to Uni for her. We'll keep in touch but I'm sure it'll gradually fade. I might see her at Christmas though.

So, for those of you flirting with you favorite waitress/server: follow it up. You have nothing to lose.

I hope I see her again, although if I don't, those memories are great and all mine.

well done.
 

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Took her out tonight.

She was dressed to the 9's and looked hotter than a burning tree.

We had a great meal, a good conversation and the vibe went on all night.

At one point, when she got up to go to the Ladies Room, another guy in the restaurant came up to me and said: "Buddy, you're not the luckiest guy here. You're the luckiest guy in the whole world!"
I was at a wedding a few weeks ago and was reminded of this thread.

I was walking the hallway of this reception hall with a co-worker (we were both getting pretty drunk) and I said I had to hit the bathroom. He was right in the middle of telling me about something so he followed me and hung out by the sinks while I did the duty. Then another guy comes in, and my buddy immediately starts fawning all over this guy on how gorgeous his chick is. And it went on and on. The guy got pretty embarrassed, as did I.

When I was done my number I went over and tried to make the guy feel better, I was like, "What are you talking about, this is a good-looking dude!" And then things kind of got weird so we took off.

So it does happen.
 

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First things first. Sober up, go back and make sure she's really a she.
 

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I'm going to ask her out tomorrow. Already have her number. Can't help it.
Nooo.... Keep calm and carry on. If you didn't go home with her that night, wait for her to show some interest again, or to open the door to a little more interest from you, then ask her out. A good server is hard to find, so don't tart that up with any hasty moves that could make things awkward in the future.

Anyone have similar experiences?
Yes. (That's all I'm sharing. ;) )
 
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