LMFAO!! I love your post......as much as I love them I still say - Stop watching Mad Men dude. You're becoming delusional.
PS. Don't die your hair orange any time soon please.
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LMFAO!! I love your post......as much as I love them I still say - Stop watching Mad Men dude. You're becoming delusional.
PS. Don't die your hair orange any time soon please.
Not as much as enjoy reading your posts. Thank you for the refresher.
Everyone should watch 'Mad Men'. It's one of the great TV moments of our era. The show, good as it is, has nothing to do with my life.
And please, don't you dye your hair orange. I have no clue what that means but I'm sure it makes perfect sense within your head.
While you're figuring that one out, I'll be on a date with a young lady who interests me. Please use your time constructively. I already made my plans.
Never watched an episode of Mad Men. Can't look like that no matter what I do. I'm still watching re-runs of The Sopranos.
Are you saying you've never had a woman come on strong to you
? Do you spend all your time at Comic Book Stores?Don't know anything about Don, but I find it funny how many people are calling it out when it really is such an innocent story.
Over the years it's probably happened 3 times where some woman showed interest in me and all I wanted to say is something like, "But...you're so gorgeous...and I'm a troll. Why?"
It happens. Enjoy it.
Over the years it's probably happened 3 times where some woman showed interest in me and all I wanted to say is something like, "But...you're so gorgeous...and I'm a troll. Why?"
It happens. Enjoy it.
Took her out tonight.
She was dressed to the 9's and looked hotter than a burning tree.
We had a great meal, a good conversation and the vibe went on all night.
At one point, when she got up to go to the Ladies Room, another guy in the restaurant came up to me and said: "Buddy, you're not the luckiest guy here. You're the luckiest guy in the whole world!"
Lots of making out in the car when I dropped her off at home. Half an hour later another text from her telling me how much fun she had and a very dignified 'thank you'.
She has legs that would resuscitate a dead man!
She smells great and I can still taste her kisses on my lips.
Taking her out next week. I'll keep those interested posted.
A very good evening to all. I know mine was.
Ciao for now.
She was dressed to the 9's and looked hotter than a burning tree.
We had a great meal, a good conversation and the vibe went on all night.
At one point, when she got up to go to the Ladies Room, another guy in the restaurant came up to me and said: "Buddy, you're not the luckiest guy here. You're the luckiest guy in the whole world!"
Lots of making out in the car when I dropped her off at home. Half an hour later another text from her telling me how much fun she had and a very dignified 'thank you'.
She has legs that would resuscitate a dead man!
She smells great and I can still taste her kisses on my lips.
Taking her out next week. I'll keep those interested posted.
A very good evening to all. I know mine was.
Ciao for now.
Same reason everyone else posts shit here. Makes them feel better about their insignificant lives. Seriously, I don't believe about 90% of the bullshit I read in this forum.So why does he need to come on here and tell us this
If you didn't think it was fiction before, you all surely do now. I mean really, who the fuck would actually say something like that to a stranger?
Don,good for you,I don't find it strange at all.I am presently seeing my female Asian barber away from her work.Started off about a year ago I got there,sat in her chair,she asked me "how would you like it" I said long and wet.So she washed it three times and just took a little off the sides. I've been fucking her twice a week ever since.
Don has his ways of hooking up with beautiful ladies and his ways of proving things. Just keep an eye on his sig pic. You might soon see a lady wearing white stockings and laying down naked with big smile on her face on a red satin sheeted bed. He had already proven that time after time in some of his wonderful Asian girls thread. He is REAL.
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Canada Man that is pure nonsense. We accept the fact that you are totally out of your mind without a certificate from a doctor.
So Don, I take it you are still single after all these years. Why is that anyway ? Perhaps you'd like to share that bit of history.
I think the point other posters are making is that this thread is regarded as a thinly veiled attempt to pat yourself on the back.You know, the 'I'm so suave that younger women kiss me and grab my crotch in public" bit. Usually that doesn't happen unless you are not getting positive feedback elsewhere.
Well, for those interested and wondering how it went: it went well.
I took her out again last Thursday. I took her to a great little place with great Paella and live Flamenco dancing. She mentioned she liked rice so this was a no-brainer to me.
She was all dressed up to the 9's again and this time it was a lot more romantic than the first date. She was constantly hanging on to my arm, holding my hand and her body language was totally geared towards me. It was lovely. She was very impressed with the Flamenco and more so with the food.
After dinner, I suggested watching a movie at my place and she was totally willing. A few drinks later, there was no more watching the movie but rather some pretty heavy kissing on my couch. This led to the bedroom and the rest you all know. Needless to say, she spent the night. I made her some croissants and coffee in the morning and took her home. I gave her a little bag of books, DVD's and music. She was delighted. So was I.
Sunday morning I took her to the train station. Back to Uni for her. We'll keep in touch but I'm sure it'll gradually fade. I might see her at Christmas though.
So, for those of you flirting with you favorite waitress/server: follow it up. You have nothing to lose.
I hope I see her again, although if I don't, those memories are great and all mine.
