Fart Etiquette?

[big dogie]

ask sheepishly if "does anybody have any toilet paper....please hurry...... how about some clean underwear"

 

[Gyaos]

I usually say "Ahh, there's a kiss for ya."

Gyaos.

 

[Molly Robinson]

I would say "excuse me" just as I would if I had belched unexpectedly.

Simple politeness.

I agree....be polite and move on. If you don't make a big deal out of it people will ignor it.

 

[techtwelve]

try doing it infront of a judge.

"I am sorry your honor, that was not a question"

laughter

"Madame clerk, you need not put that in the record"

more laughter

 

[Rockslinger]

There is an article in to-day's Toronto Star on this subject (I can't bear to say the word). There is an actual study on this subject (seems like there is a study on almost everything). Men do it slightly more often than women but the female ones are more potent. (I got to move on to another subject.)

 

[jerbear]

I only fart going thru RIDE checks.

 

[elmufdvr]

oh yea... oh baby.. that a good one.. is that a chalange? o.k. i did not know it was a contest going on in here... give me a sec... make a face like you are goin to crap your self... and if you do then don't push so hard next time...hahahhahahahhaha say it laod and be proud.. i like to fart inside elavators just as i am about to leave them... you can see people enter and some never make it out... knowing some are reaching for the next possible floor out..is the funniest part...

 

[3Tees]

There's a Simpsons episode where Homer is a car salesman. A couple gets out of a test drive and says of Homer "Did that salesman fart in the car and then turn-up the radio to hide it?"