Escort Rant on Craigslist
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How she delivers the rant is a lose lose situation.
If she writes it as a scholarly paper there'll be some guy who thinks she is an uppity bitch.
She writes is foul and extreme and she's a crazy bitch.
She writes it as a sob story and someone will call her a whiney bitch.
There's no perfect way to give bad news or a negative review considering this is an open letter someone will be offended at some part of it.
If she writes it as a scholarly paper there'll be some guy who thinks she is an uppity bitch.
She writes is foul and extreme and she's a crazy bitch.
She writes it as a sob story and someone will call her a whiney bitch.
There's no perfect way to give bad news or a negative review considering this is an open letter someone will be offended at some part of it.
Women's advocates might not hate men but I believe they do hate escorts and maybe the guy's who see them. So this could be a post to try to get guy's not to ever see an escort or to think about stop seeing them.
If it is written by an escort and its true that the guy's she sees are "dirty" maybe her $500 an hour rate has something to do about it. If I had to spend that much maybe I skip taking a shower--heck, let her "earn" that money. I am sure guy's who even get it for say $160 an hout might feel that way. I don't but can see where they are coming from.
My trash guy's get like $10 an hour and that truck they ride around in all day stinks. Theres lots of job's men do that are awful and the pay is low. She should pinch herself she makes $500 an hour, not have a little fit that the guy's aren't trying to court her in to marriage.
If it is written by an escort and its true that the guy's she sees are "dirty" maybe her $500 an hour rate has something to do about it. If I had to spend that much maybe I skip taking a shower--heck, let her "earn" that money. I am sure guy's who even get it for say $160 an hout might feel that way. I don't but can see where they are coming from.
My trash guy's get like $10 an hour and that truck they ride around in all day stinks. Theres lots of job's men do that are awful and the pay is low. She should pinch herself she makes $500 an hour, not have a little fit that the guy's aren't trying to court her in to marriage.
Joe did you read my responce to this rant...I am an escort and I think I touch on some of your concerns. My rant is on the second page of this thread.S.C. Joe said:
What I meant is maybe since the guy is paying for it, he might not "care" or give a heck how she feels about him. He might even try to make her not enjoy it.
Thats sad but true I think.
Thats sad but true I think.
SCJoe: Not all feminists have anything against escorts or clients. There is a misconception among some that *all* prostitution is forced (by pimps, drugs or by economic situations which prevent "free" choice) and is therefore rape. For a long time, this was the only defense advocates for the safety of prostitutes had against the other extreme: sinful, can't be raped, deserve what they get etc. There is a quickly-growing movement within "newer" feminisms to understand the complexities of the business and the people working in it, instead of just playing one extreme against the other.
I'm sure you'd never notice this attitude in her if you saw her, even if it does come out after what must have been a pretty bad day.
I'm sure you'd never notice this attitude in her if you saw her, even if it does come out after what must have been a pretty bad day.
Not a Woman
I think it was most likely written by an ex-husband or an ex-boyfriend. One who's recently been put out to pasture by an escort. Nothing pisses a guy off more than being canned by an escort. These guys spend and endless amount of time and energy trying to "hurt" the escorts business through these types of pathetic posts. Actually, it's quite amusing when you picture it: angry guy, probably unemployed, ranting at the keyboard. Meanwhile, his successfull ex is busy spending her time depositing the $1500 she made that day (cash) into a nearby ATM, just before meeting the girls for a white wine spritzer, and checking out some of the male beefcakes at the bar.
I doubt that was written by a woman. Escorts are too smart for that. They know what side their bread is buttered on. There's no good reason out there to intentionally piss off customers. Plus, why bother, given the money they make on a regular basis. Most of them are quite happy--thank you very much.fuji said:
I think it was most likely written by an ex-husband or an ex-boyfriend. One who's recently been put out to pasture by an escort. Nothing pisses a guy off more than being canned by an escort. These guys spend and endless amount of time and energy trying to "hurt" the escorts business through these types of pathetic posts. Actually, it's quite amusing when you picture it: angry guy, probably unemployed, ranting at the keyboard. Meanwhile, his successfull ex is busy spending her time depositing the $1500 she made that day (cash) into a nearby ATM, just before meeting the girls for a white wine spritzer, and checking out some of the male beefcakes at the bar.
good gawd i think it's time for her to find a sugar daddy
i have to say out of the years I've been providing pleasure I've only had the pleasure of outstanding gentlemen {knock on wood} thank god for my good taste and judgement
i have to say out of the years I've been providing pleasure I've only had the pleasure of outstanding gentlemen {knock on wood} thank god for my good taste and judgement
I actually don't get that she hates her job from her rant.
I think she just has some clients who cause her aggravation. I can totally understand that too, I do. I could write just as long an essay about some of the people who ask me to do work for them, then constantly change their mind.
No one should be doing something they don't love doing, I know all about being mechanical without passion from my own life to know that it's not rewarding for the client or the professional.
I think there was some venom there, but it wasn't for the job, it was for some certain clients. I can understand.
I think she just has some clients who cause her aggravation. I can totally understand that too, I do. I could write just as long an essay about some of the people who ask me to do work for them, then constantly change their mind.
No one should be doing something they don't love doing, I know all about being mechanical without passion from my own life to know that it's not rewarding for the client or the professional.
I think there was some venom there, but it wasn't for the job, it was for some certain clients. I can understand.
For the record... none of this is based on conversations with local providers. Most comes from a very long chat with a Brazilian lady flying back from Rio. Turns out after about an hour I discover this rather attractive woman in the seat next to me was a SP, so most of these comments are based on the long chat flying north.
1) A $100 a shot woman sells her body. A $500 / hour woman sells a fantasy. And she never ever lets the client see anything but as close as she can get to adoration.
a. Most men like to do DATY, and it is less work than anything else, even better than talking. Encouraging it is a great idea.
b. Most men are clueless how to do it. But just tell them they are incredible and it makes them happy and you do not have to do anything more energetic for the money. Occurred to me that most SPs I know have done that to me!
c. Apparently if a man was as good at DATY as she makes them believe, every woman would instantly seduce him based on the powder room gossip alone.
2) “Of course clients ask my name, and as a courtesan I know it is important to them that they feel special and know my real name. When I started giving them my real name I would just make one up. But I kept forgetting what name I gave each person. So now I have only 3 real names.”
3) Do escorts like their clients? Apparently they like them in the same way and to the same extent as waitresses like their clients. Ever been invited to a waitresses’ home for a free turkey dinner?
4) Do escorts have bad attitudes or make disparaging remarks about their clients? Never ever in any way the client could ever know it was the escort doing it. Only be honest well away from clients. They NEED to know you like them, especially the bad ones that pay well.5) Oh the best line was “As long as I can eat table scraps and pretend it is filet mignon I will make a great living at this.”
Thank god no TERB SPs think like that!!!!!
1) A $100 a shot woman sells her body. A $500 / hour woman sells a fantasy. And she never ever lets the client see anything but as close as she can get to adoration.
a. Most men like to do DATY, and it is less work than anything else, even better than talking. Encouraging it is a great idea.
b. Most men are clueless how to do it. But just tell them they are incredible and it makes them happy and you do not have to do anything more energetic for the money. Occurred to me that most SPs I know have done that to me!
c. Apparently if a man was as good at DATY as she makes them believe, every woman would instantly seduce him based on the powder room gossip alone.
2) “Of course clients ask my name, and as a courtesan I know it is important to them that they feel special and know my real name. When I started giving them my real name I would just make one up. But I kept forgetting what name I gave each person. So now I have only 3 real names.”
3) Do escorts like their clients? Apparently they like them in the same way and to the same extent as waitresses like their clients. Ever been invited to a waitresses’ home for a free turkey dinner?
4) Do escorts have bad attitudes or make disparaging remarks about their clients? Never ever in any way the client could ever know it was the escort doing it. Only be honest well away from clients. They NEED to know you like them, especially the bad ones that pay well.5) Oh the best line was “As long as I can eat table scraps and pretend it is filet mignon I will make a great living at this.”
Thank god no TERB SPs think like that!!!!!
The woman from Brazil is I believe probably 98 or 99 percent of the time dead on in this comment. However, that doesn't mean that you shouldn't treat the waitress with respect and kindness - and hopefully all but a very small number of us do. Likewise the waitress should treat you with respect and kindness as well. Furthermore, you and the waitress can genuinely like each other as people. Now by this I’m not implying that you’re the best of friends, but having respect and care for someone else does help make the world a nicer place.LordLoki said:
Sorry but I don't think her rate has anything to do with a clients sense of right to ____________. Hygeine to me is a given.S.C. Joe said:
Note: I read your elaboration and I don't think that you think this way.
But I wonder if people do think like that. I hope not.
I've seen Molly, and she is a very nice person who just happens to have an escorting job - one that I'm very sure she likes. Clients reflect the general population of men, and there are a lot of men with issues, e.g. hygiene, respect for women, uncouth behaviour.Molly Robinson said:
My 2 cents maybe 3!
What she needs is to ad something at the end of that rant THANKYOU!!!!
Thankyou smelly fat guy for the money to eat!
Thankyou bad breath guy for the money to pay my rent!
Thankyou bald sweaty guy for being dumb enough to pay $500 for my young immature ungratful ass!!!
Thankyou young guy who wants to be my boyfriend because in 10 years (when I haven't saved a penny of my money and no one wants my sagy tits and dried up pussy ) I am going to look you up!
Thankyou guy who wants to lick my gas problemed ass because soon that problem could get worse and I find I can't work in this line of work anymore because my feces won't stay where it should anymore!
Thankyou deformed hand guy because even though I really really din't want to do the session with you I still took your money and didn't mind spending it!
Etc. Etc. Yes this girl and many many like them are a dime a dozen!! I have heard it from escorts for years! Then they fell dirty after the sessions, then they spend all thier money to feel better blah blah blah!
The funny thing is most say the same thing about never doing BDSM but what I don't get is most Dommes don't have sex, don't get touched and man let me say with her hatred towards men she is soooo in the wrong biz!!
I wish I had a little of her anger then I could use it in my sessions and get real rich!!
Yes it is true that guys say and do most of those things but.... I am sorry after a year you know what your in for and your still there because why??? Because in no other job your young dumb unappreciative ass could make more then $10 an hour!!!
The only way to last in this business is to embrass all the men every shape size idiosyncrasy, every deffect because thats how your making soooo much damn money!!!
She never mentioned being forced to do this! She never mentioned being abused so who should feel sorry for a girl who is making her own choices, great money and ohhh i forgot shit she doesn't enjoy ALL the aspects of her job well then!! I guess thats not like the million men out there busting thier ass doing god knows what it takes to feed thier family pay the rent and still come up with the $500 to see her!!
Your know what she's right only guys that want to walk in the door hand her the $500 don't touch her, don't kiss her, for god sakes don't try to finger or fuck her, don't ask her out on a "normal date", don't tell her she's beautiful,
just give her the money and walk back out the door because she is a princess! Her pussy is gold and she deserves it just for being her!
Hey I meet ALOT of "interesting characters" to say the least but everyone of them I thank and I believe that this job has made me a more understanding and gracious person not a bitter one and hell I'm the Domme!!
I would say one final thought to Miss Denver: Grow up, Get out of the biz now before your fucked up on antidepressants, Save your money because your going to be WAY too bitter for a real relationship after so you will have to support yourself, Take Alot of pictures of yourself now so when your 40 and look 60 (because your soft over exfoliated skin is falling appart and your anger lines have wrinkled your face too deep for botox) then you can say well I looked hot enough then to be paid $500 now Iwill take hand outs for blow jobs!! Last I would say good luck to you may you grow up, smell the roses and not waste these years they can teach you so many good things about human nature and people and life if you let them!
But thats just my opinion!
What she needs is to ad something at the end of that rant THANKYOU!!!!
Thankyou smelly fat guy for the money to eat!
Thankyou bad breath guy for the money to pay my rent!
Thankyou bald sweaty guy for being dumb enough to pay $500 for my young immature ungratful ass!!!
Thankyou young guy who wants to be my boyfriend because in 10 years (when I haven't saved a penny of my money and no one wants my sagy tits and dried up pussy ) I am going to look you up!
Thankyou guy who wants to lick my gas problemed ass because soon that problem could get worse and I find I can't work in this line of work anymore because my feces won't stay where it should anymore!
Thankyou deformed hand guy because even though I really really din't want to do the session with you I still took your money and didn't mind spending it!
Etc. Etc. Yes this girl and many many like them are a dime a dozen!! I have heard it from escorts for years! Then they fell dirty after the sessions, then they spend all thier money to feel better blah blah blah!
The funny thing is most say the same thing about never doing BDSM but what I don't get is most Dommes don't have sex, don't get touched and man let me say with her hatred towards men she is soooo in the wrong biz!!
I wish I had a little of her anger then I could use it in my sessions and get real rich!!
Yes it is true that guys say and do most of those things but.... I am sorry after a year you know what your in for and your still there because why??? Because in no other job your young dumb unappreciative ass could make more then $10 an hour!!!
The only way to last in this business is to embrass all the men every shape size idiosyncrasy, every deffect because thats how your making soooo much damn money!!!
She never mentioned being forced to do this! She never mentioned being abused so who should feel sorry for a girl who is making her own choices, great money and ohhh i forgot shit she doesn't enjoy ALL the aspects of her job well then!! I guess thats not like the million men out there busting thier ass doing god knows what it takes to feed thier family pay the rent and still come up with the $500 to see her!!
Your know what she's right only guys that want to walk in the door hand her the $500 don't touch her, don't kiss her, for god sakes don't try to finger or fuck her, don't ask her out on a "normal date", don't tell her she's beautiful,
just give her the money and walk back out the door because she is a princess! Her pussy is gold and she deserves it just for being her!
Hey I meet ALOT of "interesting characters" to say the least but everyone of them I thank and I believe that this job has made me a more understanding and gracious person not a bitter one and hell I'm the Domme!!
I would say one final thought to Miss Denver: Grow up, Get out of the biz now before your fucked up on antidepressants, Save your money because your going to be WAY too bitter for a real relationship after so you will have to support yourself, Take Alot of pictures of yourself now so when your 40 and look 60 (because your soft over exfoliated skin is falling appart and your anger lines have wrinkled your face too deep for botox) then you can say well I looked hot enough then to be paid $500 now Iwill take hand outs for blow jobs!! Last I would say good luck to you may you grow up, smell the roses and not waste these years they can teach you so many good things about human nature and people and life if you let them!
But thats just my opinion!
Nope...
Read Molly's post for the best and wittiest comments.
I asked the question almost 2 years ago:
"You gals seem to really be having a great time, what about the stereotype of the hooker giving good service but hating it".
Frankly I didnt care about the answer, either they are having fun or they deserve Oscars! Either way, I am getting treated like GGTW .
I got two replies:
1) Yes Bear we do have fun, with most clients most the time. Women who dont ENJOY the sex cant function at this level*. They burn out fast.
2) Geez, we spend 12-24 hours with you, week after week, month after month (and some travel I might add). NO ONE is that good an actress!
(* 8-9+ GFE)
Of course, there are no absolutes, and a 9+ GFE busy facing 1 hour appts with guys showing varied levels of politeness, consideration, respect and HYGIENE is undoubtedly putting effort into it. (Hmmmm, you could say that about marriage)
Some women DO deserve an Oscar, some are indeed hiding things from themselves. Maybe "Colorado" is in the Oscar category, but based on many of her comments, I just feel sorry for her.
.. too bad you feel that way.Keebler Elf said:
Read Molly's post for the best and wittiest comments.
I asked the question almost 2 years ago:
"You gals seem to really be having a great time, what about the stereotype of the hooker giving good service but hating it".
Frankly I didnt care about the answer, either they are having fun or they deserve Oscars! Either way, I am getting treated like GGTW
.I got two replies:
1) Yes Bear we do have fun, with most clients most the time. Women who dont ENJOY the sex cant function at this level*. They burn out fast.
2) Geez, we spend 12-24 hours with you, week after week, month after month (and some travel I might add). NO ONE is that good an actress!
(* 8-9+ GFE)
Of course, there are no absolutes, and a 9+ GFE busy facing 1 hour appts with guys showing varied levels of politeness, consideration, respect and HYGIENE is undoubtedly putting effort into it. (Hmmmm, you could say that about marriage)
Some women DO deserve an Oscar, some are indeed hiding things from themselves. Maybe "Colorado" is in the Oscar category, but based on many of her comments, I just feel sorry for her.
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Hey Mistress Raven,mistress raven said:
You said it would be a 2 or maybe 3 cents worth, but that was at least a 5 center. Seriously, it is a good counterpoint to Miss Denver.
My very best friend Crazy Bull was born to a family of extremely modest means in Parkdale. He parlayed a high IQ and hockey skills into a hockey scholarship to a U.S. Ivy League university. He played in every single hockey game even though he was often injured and in pain because he was GRATEFUL to the school for the opportunity to study there. He never ever complained.
