Don't know if anyone has posted this before or not but I found it on craigslist tonight and found it interesting...
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/den/415707529.html
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/den/415707529.html
Escort Rant on Craigslist
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Lol...Nothing like a cold slap in the face with a little Truth and reality to snap some of us out of the SP experience. Sincerely, Jon .
Some of the points are valid, her attitude, however, is appalling!ocean976124 said:
I have little doubt that this attitude is reflected in her interpersonal contacts - I’d be willing to bet that she continues to have clients merely because they don’t know any better.
Speak of poisonous (TERB lacks a retching emoticon)
I really enjoyed that, actually. I don't think there are too many Terbites as self-deluded as the stereotypical client that "________ of Denver" is describing. At least I hope not.
Not a 'true' GFE, but maybe a 'realistic' GFE?
Not a 'true' GFE, but maybe a 'realistic' GFE?
Funny and sad at the same time. Part of the reason I rarely see escorts is because deep down inside they all hate it. They won't tell you that and they may not even admit it to themselves, but they do. They'll tell you they love their job but what they really love is the freedom and easy money. Sad but true. 
I started thinking to myself, "how many $500+ escorts with websites that don't show their face could there be in Denver?" She might have given away her identity to locals with some of her details.
Questor said:How do I book with her? She is in Denver? If there is enough interest, maybe she will do a trip to Toronto. I can't wait to ask her if I can cum in her face.
I want to get her over my knee, ha ha.
... alot of Denver SP's put there face pics up, not used to seeing that.
http://denver.craigslist.org/search/ers/?query=w4m
http://denver.craigslist.org/search/ers/?query=w4m
I don't think most are like pissed off like she is. She needs help, not all women can handle this type off work and even then they sometimes need some time off.
She needs somebody to love her and step back from escorting for a while, maybe for good.
She needs somebody to love her and step back from escorting for a while, maybe for good.
nominis said:
Guess its different down there. Maybe without their faces shown they get few calls. Either that or the girls just are more bold.
OK this was funny....and a lot of points she is making are valid. Let me interject my thoughts and put some minds at rest.
No we do not hate our jobs (and yes most of us refer to this as our job, we get paid therefore it is work). Just because a chef loves to cook at home he/she still refers to as work when they are collecting a pay check. Same thing, I love sex maybe that is why I am successful at my job.
Anyway what I would like to say is yes this shit does happen and we grin and bare it, as with any job we all have shitty days once in a while. It is not a daily occurrence as this rant would make you believe. If it was I wouldn't continue working.
If this were my rant it would be a compilation of three years worth of things that occurred here and there....I believe my delivery would a little less acrimonious. Mind you there have been clients that have pushed my kind nature and sweet mannerisms to the nth degree. That is when I have had to step back, do a quick reality check and remind myself of all the Great Clients I have and tell myself "Ya, can't let one bad apple spoil the bunch".
Reminder to all "We are humans" we have feelings and we are providing a very intimate service. When we signed up for this job we knew that it wasn't going to be Richard Gere calling us up for a date......we do not have a nice neat review board to pick and choose our clients. We really look for the good in everyone.
YMMV....this is so often debated on here and I have bitten my tongue so many times it starting to resemble ground beef. We all provide a "Menu" of services so to speak. It is more like a reference guide and this is where the human component comes into play more often then not.
Client: Hello! Molly
Molly: Hello! Client
Client: I would like a reservation for today at 1pm
Molly: Wonderful! What will you be having today.
Client: Lets see! Today I will ordering from the GFE menu
Molly: Good Choice
Client: I would like to Start with some light conversation, followed by DFK I heard you are a great kisser.
Molly: Yes! you heard right.
Client: For the main course I will have some daty including digits, cowgirl and a little doggie.
Molly: Wow! You know just what I like.
Client: And to finish off I would like a BBBJ and want to cum all over your face.
Molly: Perfect see you at 1pm
This may sound like some of the conversations you have had and this may be exactly how you want it. Sounds a little mechanical for my liking. So I have now agreed to all the above services. Client shows up and seems like a great guy, he even smells good. We get the light conversation out of the way and he proceeds to the shower. So far so good. Then it happens he leans in for that DFK he ordered, you catch a whiff of the mouth wash he just used but it is not helping there is a stronger odour emerging from his mouth. I don't want to embarrass him so I give light kisses and proceed to the next course. "Your daty is served with a side of digits!.....I exclaim" then I notice his finger nails....my god you could plant potatoes under those things. "No! I am sorry sir we are fresh out of digits today!" Would you like your main course now? Eagerly I cap up and get down to trying different positions as ordered. Missionary and cowgirl are good but doggie is served a little cold. Lets just say there was a lack of physical attributes that hindered the execution. Now it is time for the happy ending, so for dessert a great big helping of BBBJ finished with a little cum on the face. Cap comes off and I assume the position, he is not circumcised not a problem. It is at this moment your five star service gets YMMV review as you grab for a condom because there is no way you can go down on that after what you just saw and smelled under the foreskin. (note: this is an extreme scenario)
Long and short…. if she offers a service like DFK and others say she is great at it chances are there is an issue with you.….it could be bad breath, she may see infected inflamed gums, it could be a beard that smells bad or whiskers that simply hurt.
The rant was funny yet a bit harsh., but rest assured we are not all bitter about our job. Some of just learn to laugh off the little things and move on. After all , you guys are only human too!
No we do not hate our jobs (and yes most of us refer to this as our job, we get paid therefore it is work). Just because a chef loves to cook at home he/she still refers to as work when they are collecting a pay check. Same thing, I love sex maybe that is why I am successful at my job.
Anyway what I would like to say is yes this shit does happen and we grin and bare it, as with any job we all have shitty days once in a while. It is not a daily occurrence as this rant would make you believe. If it was I wouldn't continue working.
If this were my rant it would be a compilation of three years worth of things that occurred here and there....I believe my delivery would a little less acrimonious. Mind you there have been clients that have pushed my kind nature and sweet mannerisms to the nth degree. That is when I have had to step back, do a quick reality check and remind myself of all the Great Clients I have and tell myself "Ya, can't let one bad apple spoil the bunch".
Reminder to all "We are humans" we have feelings and we are providing a very intimate service. When we signed up for this job we knew that it wasn't going to be Richard Gere calling us up for a date......we do not have a nice neat review board to pick and choose our clients. We really look for the good in everyone.
YMMV....this is so often debated on here and I have bitten my tongue so many times it starting to resemble ground beef. We all provide a "Menu" of services so to speak. It is more like a reference guide and this is where the human component comes into play more often then not.
Client: Hello! Molly
Molly: Hello! Client
Client: I would like a reservation for today at 1pm
Molly: Wonderful! What will you be having today.
Client: Lets see! Today I will ordering from the GFE menu
Molly: Good Choice
Client: I would like to Start with some light conversation, followed by DFK I heard you are a great kisser.
Molly: Yes! you heard right.
Client: For the main course I will have some daty including digits, cowgirl and a little doggie.
Molly: Wow! You know just what I like.
Client: And to finish off I would like a BBBJ and want to cum all over your face.
Molly: Perfect see you at 1pm
This may sound like some of the conversations you have had and this may be exactly how you want it. Sounds a little mechanical for my liking. So I have now agreed to all the above services. Client shows up and seems like a great guy, he even smells good. We get the light conversation out of the way and he proceeds to the shower. So far so good. Then it happens he leans in for that DFK he ordered, you catch a whiff of the mouth wash he just used but it is not helping there is a stronger odour emerging from his mouth. I don't want to embarrass him so I give light kisses and proceed to the next course. "Your daty is served with a side of digits!.....I exclaim" then I notice his finger nails....my god you could plant potatoes under those things. "No! I am sorry sir we are fresh out of digits today!" Would you like your main course now? Eagerly I cap up and get down to trying different positions as ordered. Missionary and cowgirl are good but doggie is served a little cold. Lets just say there was a lack of physical attributes that hindered the execution. Now it is time for the happy ending, so for dessert a great big helping of BBBJ finished with a little cum on the face. Cap comes off and I assume the position, he is not circumcised not a problem. It is at this moment your five star service gets YMMV review as you grab for a condom because there is no way you can go down on that after what you just saw and smelled under the foreskin. (note: this is an extreme scenario)
Long and short…. if she offers a service like DFK and others say she is great at it chances are there is an issue with you.….it could be bad breath, she may see infected inflamed gums, it could be a beard that smells bad or whiskers that simply hurt.
The rant was funny yet a bit harsh., but rest assured we are not all bitter about our job. Some of just learn to laugh off the little things and move on. After all , you guys are only human too!
