Easter is Cancelled

luvyeah

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NONONONONONONO!

Will the easter bunny stil come?
 

oil&gas

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Ghawar
If you believe in Christ's resurrection you will be
saved from death. Why worry about the virus?

For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

John 3:16
 

John Henry

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Easter will never be cancelled . It's a celebration of the resurrection of Christ . The only thing that changes is how we celebrate Easter . You don't need to go to Church to pray to your God . You can do that anywhere anytime .

Good old Christians fill the churches on Easter Sunday then they are empty the rest of the year until the next religious holiday . You still can have your fancy dinner to celebrate Easter but now with fewer people .

Look at the bright side . No need to deal with relatives that you don't want to see like you have to do at Christmas .

Lucky this virus didn't come around Christmas time . Try doing most of your shopping with the stores closed . It would have been on-line chaos .
 

Robert Mugabe

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Kevin Pollock was mentioning an awkward dinner with in laws he went to once. A little girl asked him "are you a Jew?" he said he was. She then started in on him. "You people killed Jesus didn't you?" He fended that off quite wittily by saying he didn't think the Jews actually killed him. They probably contracted out the job. Might have supplied the lumber though. "anyway. If it wasn't for us you wouldn't get chocolate at Easter, so, You're welcome. "
 

oil&gas

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I grew up in a Catholic school and my upbringing was
influenced by my teachers of biblical studies which
was fortunately undone in my adulthood. I was
taught Jews did not accept Jesus as their messiah
because he was born in a stable not as a royalty. They
would never teach us how the Jews were persecuted
by the Catholic church first for nearly its entire history
and then by the Nazis. This little girl is apparently another
victim of the influence of Christian shithood.
 

Insidious Von

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That's not entirely true oil&gas.

The Ancient Jews couldn't stop fighting each other. The prophets tried to mend Jewish ways but they were not listened to. Three military disasters happened, in the first the Assyrians destroyed Ancient Israel (Judea survived) with the loss of Damascus as a Jewish city. The second was the Babylonian exile. The third was the forced assimilation by the Seleucid Greeks. The Jews sent a delegation to Rome to ask for assistance. The Romans were never big on religious orthodoxy, they traded with everyone, they asked only that the Jews observe their laws in return for protection.

It worked, with Roman help the Ancient Jews under Simon Maccabes successfully revolted against the Greeks. The delegation that went to Rome never left, that is the origin of Roman Jewish culture that's survived to the present day.

 

Mr Deeds

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I had the Easter bunny for dinner last night
 

Insidious Von

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No easter dinner this year. :( No Oysters Rockefeller for me!

Will she earn her third Food Network victory against Bobby Flay. Not sure when that episode of Beat Bobby Flay will air.

 
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