Don't you hate when?

[shogun89]

You wake up in the middle of the night and have to piss really badly, and just want to do it quickly so you can go back o sleep, so you walk over to the toilet but have a massive hard-on, and have to wait a few minutes for to go down before you can piss.

 

[Mr Deeds]

Um ok well thankyou for sharing or maybe over sharing? ah anyone else want to chime in on this.

 

[Boss Nass]

Sit backward on the seat, as close as you can to the front edge, lean forward and tilt your hips down, push your dick down, and piss. Been there, done that.

 

[Ohyesuare]

Happens to me in the mornings, I just aim it so it lands in the bowl on its downfall or take a shower and let it flow.

 

[TeasePlease]

Shit, I remember puberty was a bitch. Hang in there kids, it'll get better.

 

[trytolikeme]

That stopped happening to me after i turned 16

 

[oil&gas]

It is difficult to aim properly when peeing with a woody. If you live alone
in your own suite one way to get around is to pee into your bathtub. That way
you won't spray all over on the floor. If this sounds unhygienic bear in mind that
urine of a healthy man is clean and free of germs.

 

[HAMSTER INSPECTOR]

That stopped happening to me after i turned 16

It did not stop for me till 35, it still happens very often!

 

[FAST]

Old joke

Why do you wake up in the morning after drinking with a hard on,...so you don't accidently roll out of bed and fall on the floor.

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