Does Size Really Matter?

Sexy Violet said:
The average vagina is only about 5 inches deep. If your cock is longer than that you are just going to hurt my cervix.

Hey Violet,
Does this mean that anything over 5 inches is a waste? (Is this the female corollory of anything more than a handful is a waste? I'm sure you heard this one about the size of female breasts.)
 
Macho, Macho Man

papasmerf said:
Of course it matters 5 one hundred dollar bills will matter more then 5 twenties
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$300.00 plus an hour you are the King. Size? You're fantastic.

Any other questions?:p
 
Lord, I'm sorry...

LancsLad said:
Size only matters if you are small.
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I didn't know - you were poor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:p
 
toughb said:
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I didn't know - you were poor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:p



Damn I set myself up for the hit on that one. next time I'll phrase my snappy one liner a "little" better.
 
LancsLad said:
Damn I set myself up for the hit on that one. next time I'll phrase my snappy one liner a "little" better.

Laddie

GB still says you are the bigest man he ever has "known"
 
It's OK...

LancsLad said:
Damn I set myself up for the hit on that one. next time I'll phrase my snappy one liner a "little" better.
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We all love, well, that brings up a whole different subject...:D
 
LancsLad said:
To "know" GB is to love GB.
:D
I just want to wake every morning and let GB be the first thing my feet feel.
 
papasmerf said:
I just want to wake every morning and let GB be the first thing my feet feel.



I just want to wake every morning and let Catherine Bell be the first thing my tongue tongues.
 
LancsLad said:
I just want to wake every morning and let Catherine Bell be the first thing my tongue tongues.

Alexanders wife???
 
Cute In A Kilt said:
It's not the size of the prick but the size of the fist roflmao



Often I find that if the lady looks like she finds it inadequate, I don't get upset, I just quietly lick my forehead and she seems to come around.:D





I wish......
 
DonQuixote said:
With a tongue like that you must be
a politician. Is it a forked-tongue?


yes, I'm very popular with twins, or sideways for double coverage.
 
helll size does matter.... What do you think a girl would enjoy sucking? A big, sculpted, powerful looking dick (i'm talking hardcore, gagging shit!!) or a little mushy twinkie that feels like marshmallows in her mouth.
 
Hmmm...Sex = 50% physical + 50% mental. Therefore...

Do you get more aroused if her breasts are the perfect size or shape?

Does it turn you on more if she has a face like Angelina Jolie?

How about if she has legs like Stacy Keibler?

And you like it when she wears black panty hose and garters?

So, the same doesn't apply to women?

Even if there is no physiological difference due to size, just keep telling yourself that size doesn't matter if that's what it takes to feel better about yourself.
 
LKD said:
helll size does matter.... What do you think a girl would enjoy sucking? A big, sculpted, powerful looking dick (i'm talking hardcore, gagging shit!!) or a little mushy twinkie that feels like marshmallows in her mouth.


Depends which one makes me cum better, who can last longer and last but not least, which one is kinkier LOL

Since this thread is mostly answered by guys, we can safely assume size does matter TO THE GUYS. It's like us chicks asking if we look fat, it doesn't really matter to the guys if we do as long as we put out.... but it sure matters to the girl if she "looks" it LOL
 
blopar said:
Do you get more aroused if her breasts are the perfect size or shape?

Does it turn you on more if she has a face like Angelina Jolie?

How about if she has legs like Stacy Keibler?

And you like it when she wears black panty hose and garters?

So, the same doesn't apply to women?

Even if there is no physiological difference due to size, just keep telling yourself that size doesn't matter if that's what it takes to feel better about yourself.

Your last statement is so sharp in tone, I have to ask - what is your point? Small guys should feel inadequate? They should investigate their surgical options? They should stop pestering women with their useless, feeble assets?

You are right that everyone has preferences. Women are entitled to like whatever they want, and don't have to be "fair" in their likes and dislikes. Their preferences will either lead to more satisfaction for them (if they truly understand what makes them happy), or not (if they don't).

However, if you are small, despite all the advertising to the contrary, you really can't do anything about it! Does that mean you will never be with women you find hot? Absolutely not! There is no correlation between how hot a woman is and her preferences. Some babes like hairy guys. Some fugly wenches only like guys with no body hair. Some hot chicks don't care much about penis size. Some monstrous trolls are size queens. All you can do is approach the women you find attractive, find out what they want/care about, and size yourself up as to whether you fit the bill. (Btw, you can throw in the complicating factor that, in my experience, most women don't know what they want anyway!).

You know, nature has a funny way of giving everyone some feature that is valuable and attractive, as well as making sure that we're all deficient in some way.

Really, this is not worth worrying about.
 
As Madisen often said to me when she worked at GOE in Hamilton: "Gee Nautilus, that looks just like a penis......but smaller."

Can't understand why I have such a complex.