Does it have a Name???

Chappy as in he likes to be a "Happy Chappy"
 
Mine is pretty straightforeward: Dewalt.

Like the power tool.
 
I call my dick the 'purple-headed yoghurt flinger'.

I call Lisa of Toronto's xxxx a 'fetid hatchet wound'.
 
The only reason why some men name their penis is so that 90% of their decisions aren't made by a total stranger. I recommend you tattoo a 50 dollar bill on your precious member so that way you can talk women into blowing your money.
 
I call him "Vista". If I try to do too much with him, he crashes. He calls me "The Wallet".
 
lusciouslin33 said:
The only reason why some men name their penis is so that 90% of their decisions aren't made by a total stranger. I recommend you tattoo a 50 dollar bill on your precious member so that way you can talk women into blowing your money.

I was actually thinking of 4 stars so The General is given full credit for all the campaigns he's soldiered in .