Does anyone own a high-roof cargo van to use as a mobile fuck pad?

[barnacler]

I have thought about renting a U-Haul or something like that, putting in a nice soft air-mattress etc, then away you go. But have always been worried that closing the door at the back might actually lock me inside. Or make me vulnerable to someone coming along and latching it down from the outside as a prank.

 

[Buick Mackane]

Do agencies allow outcalls to cargo vans?

Nope.

 

[coolmanfever]

maybe try auditing to be bangbus actor?
https://bangbros.com/websites/bangbus

 

[boomboom]

maybe try auditing to be bangbus actor?
https://bangbros.com/websites/bangbus

or maybe this van

https://www.youporn.com/channel/882546255/box-truck-sex/

 

[lessjamie7]

I've been working at a place driving Ram high-roof cargo vans delivering fresh produce to the needy but it got me thinking about buying one and converting it into a fuck pad. Plenty of room for a bed, and lots of head space (no crouching).

It beats having sex in a car because that's really uncomfortable and ghetto. Plenty of women love the ghetto treatment, but I'm speaking more for myself, I'm too high class for it.

Do agencies allow outcalls to cargo vans?

I'm fairly certain there are some serial killers working out of them maybe you can hook up.

LJ

 

[Harley]

https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/...-bois-de-boulogne-photos-elodie-chrisment-876

 

[MissCroft]

I have a mattress in my shed.

 

[daytimelover]

Get a hotel room or do incalls, by the time you buy the van, outfit it. insure it, maintain, depreciate it. You are better off with a room. And more ladies will be comfortable with a room. A van is creepy. Maybe in Paris it maybe a option.

 

[JackBurton]

Boogie van in the city = creepy AF

Boogie van in Keswick = baller.

You don’t even need to hire the ladies up in the country. Find a nice bonfire this summer and she will run back to the shagin wagon with you.

She may not have all her teeth but damn that makes for a smooooth BJ.

Carpe Diem my friend

 

[superstar_88]

A van is creepy.

That is all you need to know

 

[malata]

me wants to do it in a food truck while eating pizza

 

[MissCroft]

If the van's a rockin' don't come a knockin'.

 

[Buick Mackane]

I have a mattress in my shed.

Heh heh, that’s what she shed.

 

[elwoodinontario]

Have you ever driven one of these? Very comfortable, powerful. Huge space inside, yet you can get around pretty easily most of the time. I only had one problem trying to make a right-turn while passing through Kensington Market yesterday because cars were crammed on each side of the tiny road and one car was parked directly on the corner. The market was packed with weird hippy people. It's a mess. They ought to tear it down.

I packed and delivered over 80 boxes, and there was still plenty of room!

I'd be fine with the city enforcing parking rules.

 

[J.A. Prufrock]

Step 1: Inquires about purchasing white van.
Step 2: Buys gloves and ski mask.
Step 3: Stocks up on grip lock ties.
Step 4: Calls local Boy Scout troop, asking for time, date and location of next meeting.

I'm calling the FBI.

 

[superstar_88]

wasn't there a white van that drove down Yonge street?

 

[luvyeah]

wasn't there a white van that drove down Yonge street?

 

[swood]

They use these type of vans in Bangkok. Take you to your destination with 1or 2 girls. Crazy shit. Love it.