Does anyone own a high-roof cargo van to use as a mobile fuck pad?

[Smallcock]

I've been working at a place driving Ram high-roof cargo vans delivering fresh produce to the needy but it got me thinking about buying one and converting it into a fuck pad. Plenty of room for a bed, and lots of head space (no crouching).

It beats having sex in a car because that's really uncomfortable and ghetto. Plenty of women love the ghetto treatment, but I'm speaking more for myself, I'm too high class for it.

Do agencies allow outcalls to cargo vans?

 

[luvyeah]

 

[Harley]

In Paris France all of the SW use vans in the parks. The ones that get to the park early get the best parking spots. The vans are done up very nicely, and the girls can stay in them all day. The vans have a small separate bathroom as well as a small kitchen and a huge bed. There was a half hour show on tv a couple of years ago about them when Paris was trying to clean up their street walkers. The girls all moved to the parks.

 

[fall]

I've been working at a place driving Ram high-roof cargo vans delivering fresh produce to the needy but it got me thinking about buying one and converting it into a fuck pad. Plenty of room for a bed, and lots of head space (no crouching).

It beats having sex in a car because that's really uncomfortable and ghetto. Plenty of women love the ghetto treatment, but I'm speaking more for myself, I'm too high class for it.

Do agencies allow outcalls to cargo vans?

I like your sense of humour

 

[superstar_88]

This has gotta be a joke thread

 

[apoptygma]

This has gotta be a joke thread

Look at the OP.
All his threads are joke threads.

 

[Smallcock]

This has gotta be a joke thread

Have you ever driven one of these? Very comfortable, powerful. Huge space inside, yet you can get around pretty easily most of the time. I only had one problem trying to make a right-turn while passing through Kensington Market yesterday because cars were crammed on each side of the tiny road and one car was parked directly on the corner. The market was packed with weird hippy people. It's a mess. They ought to tear it down.

I packed and delivered over 80 boxes, and there was still plenty of room!

 

[apoptygma]

Have you ever driven one of these? Very comfortable, powerful. Huge space inside, yet you can get around pretty easily most of the time. I only had one problem trying to make a right-turn while passing through Kensington Market yesterday because cars were crammed on each side of the tiny road and one car was parked directly on the corner. It was packed with weird hippy people. That place is a mess. They ought to tear it down.

I packed and delivered over 80 boxes, and there was still plenty of room!

Yeah, let's knock down Kensington Market because you don't know how to drive.

 

[Smallcock]

Yeah, let's knock down Kensington Market because you don't know how to drive.

Who do you think you are? I took physics in school and there was no way to make that turn under the circumstances. There was a sea of people crawling all over the place and I had to back up and couldn't see behind the van (the rear-view camera on this particular vehicle wasn't functioning which I explained to the supervisor before leaving the warehouse and his reply was "okay, just don't hit anything"). I thought I was going to accidentally run over a hippy and get charged for murder.

Fortunately a non-hippy in the crowd saw the happenings and alerted the young driver in the car blocking the corner to pull ahead so I had enough space clear the bend.

I was doing my small part to uplift society and help those in need. You're a prime example of how no good deed goes unpunished!

 

[apoptygma]

Who do you think you are? I took physics in school and there was no way to make that turn under the circumstances. There was a sea of people crawling all over the place and I had to back up and couldn't see behind the van (the rear-view camera on this particular vehicle wasn't functioning which I explained to the supervisor before leaving the warehouse and his reply was "okay, just don't hit anything"). I thought I was going to accidentally run over a hippy and get charged for murder.

Fortunately a non-hippy in the crowd saw the happenings and alerted the young driver in the car blocking the corner to pull ahead so I had enough space clear the bend.

I was doing my small part to uplift society and help those in need. You're a prime example of how no good deed goes unpunished!

Cool story.
I am a prime example... but YOU are the one that suggested that one of the most culturally significant neighbourhoods be torn down, because you don't know how to drive.
I will ask you your question: Who do you think you are?

 

[JuanGoodman]

Just because you are doing gods work, you deserve one of these. :biggrin:

 

[Jasmina]

Lmao. The life of luxury right there. :encouragement:


Noooooo, I am not being sarcastic. Not at all. Not even a lil bit....

 

[Knuckle Ball]

I think the white van idea is a mistake. White vans have an infamous reputation for being connected to creepy behaviour. I think most chics would find it to be kind of a turn off.

Instead, I would suggest a 70’s retro approach- hook yourself up with a 1970’s shaggin wagon and you will be having all the sex you can handle. Guaranteed!

 

[whitewaterguy]

Cool story.
I am a prime example... but YOU are the one that suggested that one of the most culturally significant neighbourhoods be torn down, because you don't know how to drive.
I will ask you your question: Who do you think you are?

Toronto is a culture-less , concrete wasteland. If an asteroid took out the entire city , it would be an insignificant loss to historical world culture.

 

[luvyeah]

Toronto is a culture-less , concrete wasteland. If an asteroid took out the entire city , it would be an insignificant loss to historical world culture.

This guy gets it.

 

[OldCummer]

In Paris France all of the SW use vans in the parks. The ones that get to the park early get the best parking spots. The vans are done up very nicely, and the girls can stay in them all day. The vans have a small separate bathroom as well as a small kitchen and a huge bed. There was a half hour show on tv a couple of years ago about them when Paris was trying to clean up their street walkers. The girls all moved to the parks.

Good to know! It's so hard to find a bathroom in Paris, could be worth it for that alone.

 

[Nathan 88]

I’ve seen a few vans rocking in my time, so they won’t be that inconspicuous.

 

[G.D. Gentleman]

Buddy of mine picked up a R.V. years ago and spends his summers cruising around Canada and a few trips into the U.S. (he can work from remote, lucky bastard, lol). For the record his R.V. is parked for the summer he figures and won't bother de-winterizing it.

Each summer at least once, usually a couple times a year, he would be gassing up/stocking up at a truck stop and be approached by the 'Lot Lizards'. Usually scary chicks often well past their best before date (as he would call it, lol) but a few times he did have to think twice before saying no (escorts are not for him, go figure we are friends I know) as they were under 30 and cute.

Smallcock - you can pick up a used small R.V. (20-25' models) that come with a queen size bed and shower included for $30-60K - might work well for you!

 

[boomboom]

I know I'm dating myself, but they are called shagging wagons for a reason.

 

[gcostanza]

Look at the OP.
All his threads are joke threads.

You are correct.