Do you wipe while sitting or standing?

[High_Roller]

I stand, facing the toilet bowl as I wipe.

This accomplishes the dual purpose of examining the quality of my workmanship, and cleaning my behind at the same time.

The only problem with this is the "accidental" contact between soiled toilet paper and other items in the bathroom, such as the sink or walls.

This is why I prefer larger bathrooms. For a small stall in a public bathroom, this becomes more challenging and in extremely small stalls, I may have to resort to wiping almost like a woman.

Another idea for a poll question: Do you fold up your toilet paper neatly or do your crumple it up?

 

[Hard Idle]

Originally Posted by Papi Chulo
Is there anyway to prevent splashback?? this sometimes occurs when my ass explodes in the bowl, shooting projectiles into the water and sometimes, it paints the sides of the bowl above the waterline, the bottom of the seat & splashes back on the cheeks of my ass or my balls.... quite nasty at times

I provided detailled instructions for this on the now-condemned Pooping At Work thread last year.

Laying down a criss cross spread of paper in the bowl is indeed an effective way to control spash-outs as it both breaks the falls of the projectile and minimizes the disturbance to the water.

But if you feel a real Bunker Buster on the way, additional steps must be taken: lift off the bowl to get your butt & sack out of the way. In some cases, you can hover over the bowl and lurch forward sligthly as you release - this makes the back half of the turd hit the inner porcelain at the same time the front hits the water, which greatly reduces the speed and impact.

 

[Jade4u]

Front to back or back to front?

 

[Papi Chulo]

I posted a link earlier in the thread... but the site seems to be down, unfortunately

http://www.ratemypoo.com

 

[ShawnBoy]

Well.. good to know I'm not the only stander, contrary to the gf's assurances that I am.

 

[skillydog]

How would a guy wipe his ass sitting down?

.. I have always stood & did not realize there is another way

.. according to washroom etiquette, what is the proper way?

OK, heres how:
I sit down and spread the cheeks so that the seat holds em apart whilst I crap. This prevents the slide by from trading paint on too much of the inner cheek. Once I'm done, I take a neatly folded over square of paper about 6-8 layers deep in my right hand, and use my left to gently pull the twins up toward big jim and reach back with the paper to wipe, from back to front. If there isn't a major payload on the paper, i fold it over, and repeat with the clean half. I then continue with a new foldover, but this time i circumnavigate the planet of myanus and repeate with multiple foldovers until the paper comes out clean. with my final new foldover, i stand and complete with a reach back, this time using my left hand to pull one cheek aside and making sure i wipe all around so no hangers on or backsplashes will soak thru the skivvies.

 

[Hard Idle]

this is a very odd question. but if you must know, i wipe when i lay down with my legs behind my head.

You have room for this in the bathroom? Or do you bring a chamber pot to a more spacious area of your dwelling?

 

[luv4lust]

OK, heres how:
I sit down and spread the cheeks so that the seat holds em apart whilst I crap. This prevents the slide by from trading paint on too much of the inner cheek. Once I'm done, I take a neatly folded over square of paper about 6-8 layers deep in my right hand, and use my left to gently pull the twins up toward big jim and reach back with the paper to wipe, from back to front. If there isn't a major payload on the paper, i fold it over, and repeat with the clean half. I then continue with a new foldover, but this time i circumnavigate the planet of myanus and repeate with multiple foldovers until the paper comes out clean. with my final new foldover, i stand and complete with a reach back, this time using my left hand to pull one cheek aside and making sure i wipe all around so no hangers on or backsplashes will soak thru the skivvies.

the martha stewart of ass wiping

ROTFLMFAO

You guys have way too much time on your hands.lol

i don't think it's time lol

 

[Berlin]

... to lay out toilet paper in the water first before exploding!

Have to second that. Best way to deter splashing.