Do you wipe while sitting or standing?

[ShawnBoy]

When finishing a #2, do you wipe your bum while sitting on the seat, or standing? I've divided the poll between males and females to see if gender plays any role.

Odd question, but it's become the matter of much debate with my gf and I, as she's a sitter, and I'm a stander.

 

[greenii]

You forgot To Add

I am MALE / I Do not Wipe

I am FEMALE / I Do not Wipe

You Must include everyone in Polls on Terb,Its in the" I AGREE TO THE ABOVE TERMS AND AGREEMENTS" when you firts joined TERB..you did click on it did you not.

 

[Papi Chulo]

If you wipe while sitting, how can you do a proper visual examination of your stool?

I usually like to see if it is one to be proud of (maybe take a pic for www.ratemypoo.com) or see if there is anything in it that should not be (maybe corn that you did not eat for 3 weeks, nuts or blood)

 

[great bear]

Has anyone ever sat on a stool while having a bowel movement?

 

[Papi Chulo]

People may offer to push your stool in.. but why do they never ask if they can pull it out?

 

[Hard Idle]

If you wipe while sitting, how can you do a proper visual examination of your stool?

I usually like to see if it is one to be proud of (maybe take a pic for www.ratemypoo.com) or see if there is anything in it that should not be (maybe corn that you did not eat for 3 weeks, nuts or blood)

Visual inspection? Bah! I can tell the damage just from the lenght and loudness of the grunt and the sound of the payload hitting the lake.

But you do need to take a look just to prepare in advance for any problems flushing it down. Unlike pythons, turds can't "suck it in" to fit through tight passages. Worst thing is when a hard one breaks off and the two logs get stuck trying to go down side-by side.

 

[great bear]

Visual inspection? Bah! I can tell the damage just from the lenght and loudness of the grunt and the sound of the payload hitting the lake.

But you do need to take a look just to prepare in advance for any problems flushing it down. Unlike pythons, turds can't "suck it in" to fit through tight passages. Worst thing is when a hard one breaks off and the two logs get stuck trying to go down side-by side.

I am not quite ready for the visuals on this one.

 

[Rose]

You guys have way too much time on your hands.lol

 

[Hard Idle]

Art of the Wipe

The seated wipe is much easier for women because they don't have to worry about squashing the nutsack with their wrist while in the porcess.

I voted for standing - but that's not entirely acurate. While I do lift off the throne, I try to maintain a bit of a squat at least for the first stroke.

I always make sure to sit with the cheeks parted - it really keeps things neater in case you squirt a mushy one - if you stand straight up afterward, you risk to needlessly cake yourself with the remanants.

So I get up in a hunched over position with one hand holding a hemisphere apart until I can wipe off any loose particles. Once the surface is dry, I can stand and roll up a good knot of toilet paper for more detailed chimney sweeping.

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[Papi Chulo]

How would a guy wipe his ass sitting down?

.. I have always stood & did not realize there is another way

.. according to washroom etiquette, what is the proper way?

 

[greenii]

You guys have way too much time on your hands.lol

I Still have 8 hours left for today, and then another 24 hours tommorow,and i always seem to be running late,go figure....LoL

 

[greenii]

How would a guy wipe his ass sitting down?

.. I have always stood & did not realize there is another way

.. according to washroom etiquette, what is the proper way?

The Book on washroom etiquette,do they sell that at Chapters and do you know if the author will be visiting our city for a book signing.
thanks in advance for your help Papi....

 

[greenii]

Who Was the female that Voted???????????

 

[Papi Chulo]

Who Was the female that Voted???????????

I wish they had made this a public poll!

 

[greenii]

I wish they had made this a public poll!

No then they would know i voted there by accident...keep it private...LoL

 

[PHNINE]

I am not quite ready for the visuals on this one.

Bears take shits in the forest, and they wipe while crouching next to a tree and grinding their ass on the bark.

 

[Papi Chulo]

Is there anyway to prevent splashback?? this sometimes occurs when my ass explodes in the bowl, shooting projectiles into the water and sometimes, it paints the sides of the bowl above the waterline, the bottom of the seat & splashes back on the cheeks of my ass or my balls.... quite nasty at times

 

[greenii]

Is there anyway to prevent splashback?? this sometimes occurs when my ass explodes in the bowl, shooting projectiles into the water and sometimes, it paints the sides of the bowl above the waterline, the bottom of the seat & splashes back on the cheeks of my ass or my balls.... quite nasty at times

Remind me to never let you take a DUMP at my house.....LoL

 

[fantasiafan]

Is there anyway to prevent splashback?? this sometimes occurs when my ass explodes in the bowl, shooting projectiles into the water and sometimes, it paints the sides of the bowl above the waterline, the bottom of the seat & splashes back on the cheeks of my ass or my balls.... quite nasty at times

YES! An ex-GF once told me to lay out toilet paper in the water first before exploding!

I dumped her....pun intended

 

[CapitalGuy]

I don't get this poll. Doesn't your wife clean up for you?