Did You Know...

[kevdidit]

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's

 

[lasslicker]

Roman empiror Caligula made his horse a senator.

 

[kevdidit]

Beer is made by fermentation cause by bacteria feeding on yeast cells and then defecating. In other words, it's a nice tall glass of bacteria doo-doo.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Scientific studies show that male virgins exude the aroma of freshly baked pumpernickel bread!

 

[diva631]

that Sheik is an asshat?

so you wear your underwear on your head too like Ben?

 

[Cardinal Fang]

DNA testing proves the so-called Twin Cities are not actually related!

 

[Kelkor]

Take the average number of people to swim in the Gulf of Maxico in a single day, multiply it by 50 and you get the average number of sharks to be found in the same body of water. 50 sharks to one person.

 

[The_Ladies_Man]

Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33.

Canada is an Indian word meaning "Big Village".

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

In the time you’ve spent reading this thread, forty-eight dental hygienists have committed suicide.

 

[kevdidit]

Most lipstick contains fish scales!

 

[brownguy300]

You cannot sneeze with your eyes open.

 

[kevdidit]

The number 57 on a Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of varieties of pickle the company once had.

 

[kevdidit]

Beer foam will go down by licking your finger then sticking it in the beer.

 

[lasslicker]

The average woman in the USA & Canada uses her height in lipstick every 5 years.

 

[brownguy300]

In Toronto we don't know what cowrie shells are?

 

[shinyam]

lol

 

[lasslicker]

An ordinance in Carmel California makes it unlawful for a lady to take a bath in a business office.

 

[kevdidit]

The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by Egyptians in 2000 B.C.

 

[Why Not?]

Beer is made by fermentation cause by bacteria feeding on yeast cells and then defecating. In other words, it's a nice tall glass of bacteria doo-doo.

Where do you guys get this crap? Fermentation is yeast feeding on sugar to produce alcohol. If the bacteria get involved they eat the alcohol and produce vinegar. (Your beer or wine has gone bad, unless you are trying to make wine vinegar.)

Ethyl alcohol is yeast piss. Vinegar (acetic acid) is bacteria piss.

 

[Why Not?]

Flys shit every three seconds

And shit flys every second. Especially on the internet.