Customs

...after getting across the Blue Water bridge from Michigan in to Canada no problems for a 5 night stay in Niagara Falls, I decide to visit N.Y. to see the state park and fill the gas tank up.
US custom officer in N.Y....."you drove all the way to the Falls by yourself just to se the falls and fill your gas tank back up"......me...."well yeah and no"..explain I visited F.E. horse racing track and other fun stuff--besides SP's--I like to see in Niagara, gardens, butterfiles, etc.
Asked me if I ever been arrested, I say no but i have way back for pot but its like "closed" for most people cause I was young at the time...the police can still see it. So the officer knew I wasn't being 100%, he goes "you never ever ever ever ever been arrested for anything"...me..."not that I can recall"....he looks in my trunk and lets me pass.
Coming back in to Canada I get secondary check and was released after 10 mins...custom girl was cute too but I kept my mouth shut.
Going back in though Detroit, I get secondary again...cell phone up on dash they told me....its got like 4 escort company's in the falls on the phone book...but I clear the calls...they still can look it up though...I go inside with a don't give a shit att---I was born in the USA so--.....was just saying yes, no and short answers...they act like they were going to give me the whole check out...goes to me, "have a seat, and which car are you driving"..I say the Buick...before I sit down, he yells out..."the guy in the Buick can go"...."drive safe"....
Customs...pain in the butt but no biggie either...for me anyhow.