Coming

*gag*

I have a question for the men...do you have a problem kissing your girl after she's swallowed???
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R u kidding? The answer is YESSSSS! Yes, I have a problim!

Cum 2 think of it, I 'member bing w/ a "pro" (prostitute) once and munching on her platypus until it was quite squishy. Right afterwords the munching, I got up & gesture 2 kiss her on the mouth. She let me kiss her. She didn't even flinch.

*gag*

Seems 2 me that sex "workers" have lesser standards of hygiene if they aloud this. I wouldn't aloud a "pro" or g/f 2 kiss me after I went in her mouth. Contrariwise, I don't think most women would aloud a guy 2 do(odle) that neither; even if she were bi, I done not think most women would aloud it. It is like sucking on ur own dink or sumthing :0
 
Faking

I don't get faking.... there are tell tale obvious physical signs that can't be faked..... keep working to them.
 
I used to be really squeamish about a guy kissing me after he went down on me. Then I had a lover who commented that it made him feel weird that he had to taste it and I refused. I guess to him I was psychologically telling him that it was bad.

Now I have no problem tasting my own juices.

On a completely unrelated note, I also became bicurious during that relationship.
 
Re: Faking

milehigh said:
I don't get faking.... there are tell tale obvious physical signs that can't be faked..... keep working to them.
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milehigh, what are the tell tale obvious physical signs that you think can't be faked??
 
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rayven said:
milehigh, what are the tell tale obvious physical signs that you think can't be faked??
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The Academy Award®* Nomination.



*ACADEMY AWARD(S)®, OSCAR(S)®, OSCAR NIGHT® and OSCAR® statuette design mark are the registered trademarks and service marks, and the OSCAR® statuette the copyrighted property, of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences.
 
DenWa said:
Hey Doodles...spell check buddy.
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Glad you said it DenWa...I had a few comments about his post but couldn't get past the spelling/grammar issues so I just left it alone ;)
 
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Goober Mcfly said:
The Academy Award®* Nomination.
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Thank you, Goober, thank you...I'd especially like to thank those who have helped me perfect the art of faking the most amazing orgasm - you know who you are...um, actually, you probably don't ;)!
 
eyeofthedragon said:
platypus anyone?
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Just off the top of my head....

A semiaquatic egg-laying mammal (Ornithorhynchus anatinus) of Australia and Tasmania, having a broad flat tail, webbed feet, and a snout resembling a duck's bill. Also called duckbill, duck-billed platypus.

*Walks off*
 
fang

as a child you must of masturbated in the basement alot..
 
10 to 16 yrs of age

what did you wanted me to say teenager


<directed at mcfly>
 
eyeofthedragon said:
in the basement?
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...it's a little dark, it's a little damp.....the young cardinal locks the basement door and grabs his record collection and plays 'moonlight sonata' in b minor


....must i continue or can you figure the rest....
 
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