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[DoodlesPlatypus]

*gag*

I have a question for the men...do you have a problem kissing your girl after she's swallowed???

R u kidding? The answer is YESSSSS! Yes, I have a problim!

Cum 2 think of it, I 'member bing w/ a "pro" (prostitute) once and munching on her platypus until it was quite squishy. Right afterwords the munching, I got up & gesture 2 kiss her on the mouth. She let me kiss her. She didn't even flinch.

*gag*

Seems 2 me that sex "workers" have lesser standards of hygiene if they aloud this. I wouldn't aloud a "pro" or g/f 2 kiss me after I went in her mouth. Contrariwise, I don't think most women would aloud a guy 2 do(odle) that neither; even if she were bi, I done not think most women would aloud it. It is like sucking on ur own dink or sumthing :0

 

[Alucard]

I don't think women have a problem with it as much as guys do

 

[nautilus]

At least you don't have a double standard.
I do.
Don't mind kissing after DATY, but not after BJ.
Call me shallow............

 

[milehigh]

Faking

I don't get faking.... there are tell tale obvious physical signs that can't be faked..... keep working to them.

 

[Brigitte]

I used to be really squeamish about a guy kissing me after he went down on me. Then I had a lover who commented that it made him feel weird that he had to taste it and I refused. I guess to him I was psychologically telling him that it was bad.

Now I have no problem tasting my own juices.

On a completely unrelated note, I also became bicurious during that relationship.

 

[rayven]

Re: Faking

I don't get faking.... there are tell tale obvious physical signs that can't be faked..... keep working to them.

milehigh, what are the tell tale obvious physical signs that you think can't be faked??

 

[DenWa]

Hey Doodles...spell check buddy.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Re: Re: Faking

milehigh, what are the tell tale obvious physical signs that you think can't be faked??

The Academy Award®* Nomination.



*ACADEMY AWARD(S)®, OSCAR(S)®, OSCAR NIGHT® and OSCAR® statuette design mark are the registered trademarks and service marks, and the OSCAR® statuette the copyrighted property, of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences.

 

[rayven]

Hey Doodles...spell check buddy.

Glad you said it DenWa...I had a few comments about his post but couldn't get past the spelling/grammar issues so I just left it alone

 

[eyeofthedragon]

platypus anyone?

 

[rayven]

Re: Re: Re: Faking

The Academy Award®* Nomination.

Thank you, Goober, thank you...I'd especially like to thank those who have helped me perfect the art of faking the most amazing orgasm - you know who you are...um, actually, you probably don't !

 

[eyeofthedragon]

I keep trying to fake an orgasm but keep failing

 

[Cardinal Fang]

platypus anyone?

Just off the top of my head....

A semiaquatic egg-laying mammal (Ornithorhynchus anatinus) of Australia and Tasmania, having a broad flat tail, webbed feet, and a snout resembling a duck's bill. Also called duckbill, duck-billed platypus.

*Walks off*

 

[wrong hole]

fang

as a child you must of masturbated in the basement alot..

 

[Goober Mcfly]

As a child?

 

[rayven]

wrong hole, he's in the basement as we speak....aren't you Fang?

 

[eyeofthedragon]

in the basement?

 

[wrong hole]

10 to 16 yrs of age

what did you wanted me to say teenager


<directed at mcfly>

 

[Goober Mcfly]

 

[wrong hole]

in the basement?

...it's a little dark, it's a little damp.....the young cardinal locks the basement door and grabs his record collection and plays 'moonlight sonata' in b minor


....must i continue or can you figure the rest....