Comedy

Damien Warner is slaying the field, on his way to a Gold Medal in the Decathlon. For the first time in it's sporting history Canada will have the planet's best athlete.

Let's show some love to a previous Decathlon Champion, who won the Gold in Montreal.

 
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Damien Warner Decathlon Gold Medalist, World's Greatest Athlete.

But the former Bruce Jenner was a badass, he ran against a Kratchhammer.

 
I figured they wouldn't include Kobe Bryant, even though it was hysterical and he seemed to enjoy it.

 
There is humanity in Texas. Texas Rescue event.

Peezer vs dumb humans in a tug of war. Beezer's mate Carrots must be cheer-leading.

 
Tom’s dad talking “racial” ?

 
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The first rule of comedy is that you should only joke about things you have experienced. If you are black it is OK to joke about the black experience, if you are disabled you can joke about disability, if you are gay you can joke about homosexuality. Anyway, 2 pedophiles walk into the park...

--Jimmy Carr

I remember in high school this kid was caught masturbating in the showers. Totally ruined the class trip to Auschwitz.

-Jimmy Carr

Everyone knows the Nazis killed millions of Jews but they don't realize that they killed many other people, they tried to exterminate the Gypsies. I guess people don't like to dwell on the good things.

-Jimmy Carr
 
If you missed it the first time: Eddie Murphy's Bill Cosby joke.
Some people say the worst thing about Bill Cosby was the hypocracy. I say it is the raping and the drugging.
-Norm MacDonald.
 
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What is a pirates favorite letter.

A writ of free passage from King Charles 3 of England.

Arrrgh Métis