The first rule of comedy is that you should only joke about things you have experienced. If you are black it is OK to joke about the black experience, if you are disabled you can joke about disability, if you are gay you can joke about homosexuality. Anyway, 2 pedophiles walk into the park...
--Jimmy Carr
I remember in high school this kid was caught masturbating in the showers. Totally ruined the class trip to Auschwitz.
-Jimmy Carr
Everyone knows the Nazis killed millions of Jews but they don't realize that they killed many other people, they tried to exterminate the Gypsies. I guess people don't like to dwell on the good things.
-Jimmy Carr