Comedy

[eddie kerr]

I loved Joan Rivers, IMO the funniest Female standup comedian ever. Do you know when a woman realizes she is getting old? When she bends down to touch her toes, her tits get there first.

 

[jcpro]

The first rule of comedy is that you should only joke about things you have experienced. If you are black it is OK to joke about the black experience, if you are disabled you can joke about disability, if you are gay you can joke about homosexuality. Anyway, 2 pedophiles walk into the park...

--Jimmy Carr

I remember in high school this kid was caught masturbating in the showers. Totally ruined the class trip to Auschwitz.

-Jimmy Carr

Everyone knows the Nazis killed millions of Jews but they don't realize that they killed many other people, they tried to exterminate the Gypsies. I guess people don't like to dwell on the good things.

-Jimmy Carr

Dark comedy is like a kid with cancer. It never ages- author unremembered.

 

[Insidious Von]

Great zingers.

Louis CK used to open for Ricky Gervais.

 

[Insidious Von]

Louie's classic heckler bit with sexy Megan Hilty.

 

[Insidious Von]

Drake solved the mystery, Hotline Bling was not for Serena Williams, it was for Ros Gold Onwude.

Knowing what was about to happen, it wasn't easy keeping her composure.

 

[Insidious Von]

Philadelphia is collapsing below Detroit concerning extreme poverty, with Fentanyl taking over the inner city. Trading Places is a comedy, it's even more timely now than back in 1983.

"Is there a problem officers".

 

[Insidious Von]

With Passover and Easter being concurrent this year, I had gefilte fish on Good Friday. It was bland so I added some sriracha sauce to it.

Classic bit featuring the Mighty Bob Einstein, Larry David won an Emmy for this episode.

 

[Insidious Von]

The Barstool Sports crew are such drama queens.

 

[trm]

 

[malata]

that ice cream line made me pee pee my calvin klein boxers

 

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