Christmas 2022

[Valcazar]

The gift exchange has started.

 

[Darts]

The gift exchange has started.

Ok, but no re-gifting.

 

[Darts]

We went to the last Santa parade. Security was really tight. Was actually stopped by the police who asked: "What's in the bag."
Santa Clause Parade Toronto 2022 (blogto.com)

 

[Darts]

The Elf interviewing process is now in full swing. The first step is a simple Q&A. Questions like name, age, height, weight, political affiliation, favourite sport, favourite colour, etc. Some of the applicants like to do the interview while naked.

 

[Darts]

I suspect some Elf applicants prefer to do the interview in the nude because they think it gives them an edge over other applicants.

 

[Darts]

Mall Santa caught these two Elf applicants messing around. He sat them down and explained that being an Elf is a responsible position and there is no room to mess around.

 

[Valcazar]

Some elf applicants believe a display of talent will help them land the job.

 

[Sugarsweet905]

Mrs. Claus heard about the elf interviews and wasn't very happy. Now she is keeping a close eye on you and is out for blood.

 

[y2kmark]

Shoppers had Christmas stuff BEFORE Halloween!!

Trying to head off some of the supply chain issues...

 

[y2kmark]

Let's give the Eaton's Centre the benefit of the doubt. They said they will do some other things for Christmas this year. If they don't put the tree up next year, then we'll get on their case.

Cutting down a living tree and making it a focus of religious celebration is at heart a pagan ritual...

 

[y2kmark]

Some elf applicants believe a display of talent will help them land the job.

Is that Dava Fox?

 

[Darts]

Just a reminder that the Toronto 2022 Christmas Parade is this Sunday (November 20th).
Toronto Santa Claus Parade returns on Nov. 20 | News | toronto.com

 

[Darts]

Who told Mrs. Clause about the Elf interviews? Anyway, Mall Santa sat down with the Mrs and explained that it's all part of the job and everything was done professionally. All's good now.

 

[Valcazar]

Is that Dava Fox?

No idea.

 

[Darts]

Here is the Mrs. when she is not angry.

 

[tml]

Here is the Mrs. when she is not angry.
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So, when Santa is out doing his thing she is alone. Interesting.

 

[Darts]

So, when Santa is out doing his thing she is alone. Interesting.

She might be alone but is actually busy answering all the phone calls, text messages, regular mail and emails.

 

[Valcazar]

 

[Darts]

The interviewing process continues. Way more applicants than we expected.
These ladies also made the first cut.

 

[AndrewX]