The life of a Mall Santa is not an easy one.
You have to wear that red monkey suit all day. The pay is terrible.
You have to tell the kids if they were naughty or nice. The kids you told were naughty would go crying to their parents. Then their MILF would confront you and before you could say "stop" she has your bazooka in her mouth.
Then you have to also track the comings and goings of all the Elves. Sometimes they would disappear for hours.