Chinese fortune cookie thread

[Gentle Ben]

Okay, this has been done already, but I got Chinese food after Drs appt today, reminded me.
add "In Bed" after your fortune

Mine today was
"You will soon meet up with old friends " (In Bed)

oh, how I wish , in some cases LOL

 

[BoringBob]

"help! I am being held hostage in a fortuen coookie factory" (in bed)

 

[irlandais9000]

Had one yesterday that said, "The best time to bend your rod is when it is hot".

 

[BallzDeep]

You turn ova now.

 

[gordie 269]

That wasn't Chicken.