Celebrities you just don't 'get'

[tonymontana.jr]

RICHARD "FUCKING" SIMMONS

Where did this guy come from ???
who is he???
why wont he just go away??????
eat a ham u ugly freak!

 

[johnnyhandsome]

What about that stupid talking cigar on CityTV??

 

[sizematters]

Shania Twain

 

[Rerun]

Shania Twain

OK Sizematters...... I gotta get you to explain this choice! This lady's fame would seem justified on all levels.

 

[Hornet]

Carrot Top
Pee Wee Herman
Jerry Lewis
Arsenio Hall
Tom Green
William Hung (She Bangs)

 

[bobistheowl]

Beyonce
The White Stripes
Tara Reid
Lara Flynn Boyle

 

[homonger]

My top 5 worthless "celebrities"

5. Evan Marriott - reality TV stardom does not equal merit of any kind

4. Trista Rehn - ditto

3. Margaret Cho - she is fugly, and just not very funny

2. Paris Hilton - eminently fuckable, but that's about it

1. Jennifer Lopez - can't sing, can't act, has a fat ass... way overexposed, but she's still 'Jenny from the Block'. Get real.

 

[Rerun]

Jimmy Kimmel is another good one! Like Bullard, this guy just doesn't seem to have the presence or charisma to justify having his own national TV show. How the hell do these guys manage to get to where they are!?

 

[Ophelia Black]

Mike Bullard. Every time I'm not quick enough on the remote and accidently see this guy, it's like, "Who the hell did you blow to get your own show? Lucifer?"

Stunningly lacking in any kind of charisma whatsoever. And just how many bloody times are they going to keep trying to foist him on us? They've revamped that sucker so many times Theda Bara would be proud.

The entire cast of "Air Farce". It's just painful, man. Please shoot it.

Carrot fucking top. Good God almighty.

Joan Rivers, and even worse, her horrible child.

Hobbits. Anytime, anywhere. Make them stop.

Donald Trump. Self-explanatory.

Carnie Wilson. We get it. You lost weight. Now what?

 

[johnnyhandsome]

Ed's a Sock not a Cigar.

My vote goes to Nickelback

You are right, I meant to write that stupid talking sock.
I despise it.

 

[Anais North]

The Pope.

 

[BKKlover]

Diana Krall - saw her at a small charity show, I just didn't enjoy her at all.

 

[AbyssApollyon]

1. Jay-Z
2. P-DIDDY
3. ED-LOVER
4. 50 CENTS
5. MARSHALL MATHERS

 

[WhaWhaWha]

Diana Krall - saw her at a small charity show, I just didn't enjoy her at all.

I was completely aligned with this thread until we came to this one. I for one am a true Diana Krall fan. Not too many female crooners left. And just when I think she can't get any cooler she marries Elvis Costello. Broke my heart sure, but still very cool.

 

[james t kirk]

P. Diddy ??????????

Fuck do i ever agree with that one.

 

[james t kirk]

I'm sure people are going to disagree, but Renee Zellwegger. She has got to be the most unattractive woman in hollywood, and isn't a particularly good actress. I have no clue how she got to be so huge.

Miss

I disagree, i find her very attractive. Very cute in a chubby faced girl next door way. Love to love her.

 

[Barry-O]

P.Diddy is kinda annoying but I gotta give hime credit....looking at his origin as a back up dancer; Being able to come from that to where he is right now and actually be able to keep it says alot....very clever guy.

I don't get Julia Roberts at all....no exceptional acting ability, not funny, and soooo NOT attractive....IMHO.

 

[Chivas Regal]

The British Royal Family- every last one of them!!!!!!!

Any Bush on the planet, especially G.W. Oh FGS, lets just say any person who's ego is so large that they seek election so they can blather on about politics!

Chivas > F**k them all!

 

[WhaWhaWha]

American
- Kato Kalen
- Joey Buttafuco
- John Bobbitt
- Emmanuel Lewis
- Tom Arnold
- Any member of the Van Patten Family
Canadian
- Rick Mercer
- Mike MacDonald
- Jessica Holmes
- Dini Petty

 

[Clemenza]

Oscar's two favorite hosts, Billy Crystal and Whoopi Goldberg. The fact that anyone would actually go to the local multiplex and plunk down $8-10 to see either one of them never ceases to amaze me.

Sean Penn. If he's the greatest actor of his generation (as the conventional wisdom says), then it's been a lousy generation.

Anyone who came to public notice through professional wrestling.