Busted having sex?
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this might be in the theme of the thread
we were on hoilday in NJ with my cousins family. i remember my little cousin (age 8 many years ago) saying his mother had nightmares ..she would scream / laugh in her sleep... the concern on his face was priceless ... but we all had to hide giggles on our end
we were on hoilday in NJ with my cousins family. i remember my little cousin (age 8 many years ago) saying his mother had nightmares ..she would scream / laugh in her sleep... the concern on his face was priceless ... but we all had to hide giggles on our end
A timely post.
While on holidays at a cottage in Haliburton 2 weeks ago.
Sun is setting just had a nice swim in the clean lake.
Quite a few drinks in us.
We start fooling around on the dock.
One thing led to another and we are getting it on.
This cottage is in a secluded bay.
My GF is on top in a nice slow sensual ride. NICE!
I look around and see the back of 2 heads in kayaks that have already passed by without any noise that either of us heard!!
Stealthy to say the least.
We both start laughing.....
And yes we finished!
Gaius
While on holidays at a cottage in Haliburton 2 weeks ago.
Sun is setting just had a nice swim in the clean lake.
Quite a few drinks in us.
We start fooling around on the dock.
One thing led to another and we are getting it on.
This cottage is in a secluded bay.
My GF is on top in a nice slow sensual ride. NICE!
I look around and see the back of 2 heads in kayaks that have already passed by without any noise that either of us heard!!
Stealthy to say the least.
We both start laughing.....
And yes we finished!
Gaius
Oh shit, how many posts are we limited to? I've been walking in on so many times I lost count. That and with doing it on the tanning pad on the bow of my boat on a busy lake ontario afternoon, at the dock, on the beach, sheesh.
One time my gf and I were doing it by the scarborough bluffs and an asshole in a jet ski kept circling. I wouldn't care but he was making wake and rocking the boat. I yelled at him to fuck off, he gave me the finger, so I walked downstairs, grabbed the flare gun, and fired off a couple at him....needless to say he took off lol.......
One time my gf and I were doing it by the scarborough bluffs and an asshole in a jet ski kept circling. I wouldn't care but he was making wake and rocking the boat. I yelled at him to fuck off, he gave me the finger, so I walked downstairs, grabbed the flare gun, and fired off a couple at him....needless to say he took off lol.......
omg...i've been busted soo many damn times its not even funny. so i guess i'll start with the first incident...
i use to live in a condo style townhouse complex when i lived with my parents when i was young. basically a condo style townhouse complex is basically those town house complexes with gatemen and underground parking. so i had a tv and sofa bed in the basement and the entrance from the underground garage was through the basement. i was 17 at the time and my gf was 15. we heard the locks moving and we quickly get under the sheets soo damn fast...my mom walks in and were like blanket up to our chins and trying to act all normal. cloths was everywhere...she wasnt stupid...she proceeded to talking to me about safesex the next day....why must parents approach kids about that? its sooo traumatizing.
i use to live in a condo style townhouse complex when i lived with my parents when i was young. basically a condo style townhouse complex is basically those town house complexes with gatemen and underground parking. so i had a tv and sofa bed in the basement and the entrance from the underground garage was through the basement. i was 17 at the time and my gf was 15. we heard the locks moving and we quickly get under the sheets soo damn fast...my mom walks in and were like blanket up to our chins and trying to act all normal. cloths was everywhere...she wasnt stupid...she proceeded to talking to me about safesex the next day....why must parents approach kids about that? its sooo traumatizing.
Cycleguy007
Banned
Been busted a number of times!
1st time was in the basement recroom of my GF's house back in high school... Her father came home early unexpectedly! We had to jump up slip on shirts real fast and jump on the couch with a blanket over our laps to make it look as if we were just watching TV (which we had left on to disguise the "noises"... We were 17 - 18 at the time. I think he suspected something was up, but he didn't press the issue, so we got real lucky! (He also really liked me, so I think he was cutting us some slack... ;-) ) We also got busted by her older brother a bunch of times...
The next time I got "busted" was when I was living with a room-mate in a 2 bedroom apartment in Hamilton. I thought my room mate had left for a trade show real early in the morning and my GF at the time (not the future Mrs. CG) had slept over that night. I woke up and walked into the kitchen (naked) to make some coffee... then went back to my GF in bed while the coffee was brewing (leaving the bedroom door open). We had sex, and she was rather "vocal"... much more so than the night before since she knew the room mate had left... When we were done, she gave me a kiss and ran out to the kitchen to get her coffee (again- buck naked...) All of a sudden I hear a scream and then some voices! You guessed it... the room mate was home the whole time! Turns out the trade show was the following weekend! (Side note: I'm still buddies with this guy- in fact he is the god father to our children and every so often he thanks me for helping him have a great "show"... The GF was quite a BABE back then! ;-)
Fast forward a bunch of years.... to 2007, Mrs. CG had one of her GF's over... the kids had all gone to bed, and she and the GF had a little something special planned for me for my birthday... They said wait downstairs for a bit, and when I hear the shower start to come upstairs Hmmm I thought... OK! In about 5 minutes I heard the shower start in the master ensuite so I venture upstairs to see what they had planned! They were having a super sexy soapy shower together! I joined them of course but that was a little tight for space since it was just a regular size tub shower so we soon dried off and went to bed! The ladies were getting a little vocal and my son (who was 14 yrs old at the time) started banging on the adjoining wall and yelled "Hey, I know you guys are havin a 3-way, but do you wanna keep it down in there?" OMG! (Side note: We explained to him the next day that he must have been hearing the television and that Mommy's GF had left soon after he went to bed... I think he bought it, cus he hasn't brought it up since! But he does still occasionally bang on the wall occasionally when Mrs. CG gets a little too vocal though...)
So far... we haven't been busted by either of our daughters, but we have a lock on our bedroom door, just in case!
Another side note... I think Mrs. CG is developing a bit of a voyeurism streak... She got up and danced on the stripper pole at the X-Club last weekend and flashed the entire dance floor a number of times and has decided that we should leave the curtains open on hotel rooms lately! LOL!
1st time was in the basement recroom of my GF's house back in high school... Her father came home early unexpectedly! We had to jump up slip on shirts real fast and jump on the couch with a blanket over our laps to make it look as if we were just watching TV (which we had left on to disguise the "noises"... We were 17 - 18 at the time. I think he suspected something was up, but he didn't press the issue, so we got real lucky! (He also really liked me, so I think he was cutting us some slack... ;-) ) We also got busted by her older brother a bunch of times...
The next time I got "busted" was when I was living with a room-mate in a 2 bedroom apartment in Hamilton. I thought my room mate had left for a trade show real early in the morning and my GF at the time (not the future Mrs. CG) had slept over that night. I woke up and walked into the kitchen (naked) to make some coffee... then went back to my GF in bed while the coffee was brewing (leaving the bedroom door open). We had sex, and she was rather "vocal"... much more so than the night before since she knew the room mate had left... When we were done, she gave me a kiss and ran out to the kitchen to get her coffee (again- buck naked...) All of a sudden I hear a scream and then some voices! You guessed it... the room mate was home the whole time! Turns out the trade show was the following weekend! (Side note: I'm still buddies with this guy- in fact he is the god father to our children and every so often he thanks me for helping him have a great "show"... The GF was quite a BABE back then! ;-)
Fast forward a bunch of years.... to 2007, Mrs. CG had one of her GF's over... the kids had all gone to bed, and she and the GF had a little something special planned for me for my birthday... They said wait downstairs for a bit, and when I hear the shower start to come upstairs Hmmm I thought... OK! In about 5 minutes I heard the shower start in the master ensuite so I venture upstairs to see what they had planned! They were having a super sexy soapy shower together! I joined them of course but that was a little tight for space since it was just a regular size tub shower so we soon dried off and went to bed! The ladies were getting a little vocal and my son (who was 14 yrs old at the time) started banging on the adjoining wall and yelled "Hey, I know you guys are havin a 3-way, but do you wanna keep it down in there?" OMG! (Side note: We explained to him the next day that he must have been hearing the television and that Mommy's GF had left soon after he went to bed... I think he bought it, cus he hasn't brought it up since! But he does still occasionally bang on the wall occasionally when Mrs. CG gets a little too vocal though...)
So far... we haven't been busted by either of our daughters, but we have a lock on our bedroom door, just in case!
Another side note... I think Mrs. CG is developing a bit of a voyeurism streak... She got up and danced on the stripper pole at the X-Club last weekend and flashed the entire dance floor a number of times and has decided that we should leave the curtains open on hotel rooms lately! LOL!
Was banging a GF years ago in the mississauga credit river valley (secluded area). It was the spot where we'd go 2-3 times a week and practice all sorts of crazy stuff... young, eager and willing (both of us).
Once we were in doggie position, i noticed some rustling in the tall grass nearby... i kept plowing... GF didn't notice. she was pretty shy in public so i knew shed freak out and stop at the possibility of someone around.
Suddenly a dog appeared right next to us. scared me enough to stop for a second but GF kept egging me on (she still hadn't noticed the dog). SO.... kept on banging for another minute. Dog just sat there... staring... kinda weird but she was about to cum so i didn't want to stop as i wanted us to come together. As we both climaxed.... the dogs owner popped out of what appeared to be nowhere.... I pulled out and my GF turned around and noticed the dog 4 feet away and some guy standing about 20feet away... She freaked out. I just laughed and tried to cover her up as the owner called his dog and walked away. That kept us out of the ravine for 2 weeks....
Once we were in doggie position, i noticed some rustling in the tall grass nearby... i kept plowing... GF didn't notice. she was pretty shy in public so i knew shed freak out and stop at the possibility of someone around.
Suddenly a dog appeared right next to us. scared me enough to stop for a second but GF kept egging me on (she still hadn't noticed the dog). SO.... kept on banging for another minute. Dog just sat there... staring... kinda weird but she was about to cum so i didn't want to stop as i wanted us to come together. As we both climaxed.... the dogs owner popped out of what appeared to be nowhere.... I pulled out and my GF turned around and noticed the dog 4 feet away and some guy standing about 20feet away... She freaked out. I just laughed and tried to cover her up as the owner called his dog and walked away. That kept us out of the ravine for 2 weeks....
cycle guy sounds like you need soundproofing in your house !!
i been busted a couple times , once me and the ex were on a nature hike decided we found a nice spot to throw a blanket down and have sex. it so happened it was almost directly in the path of some cub scouts treasure hunt. we had to cover up and high tail it out of there.
another time with another ex that lived near my old work , we decided to meet for lunch things got hot and heavy and we were close to her house so decided to drop in to finish up somewhere comfortable. didnt see her parents car so figured it was safe. she was screaming my name pretty much and when we were done and about to leave her dad was walking up from the basement with a angry look on his face and said " so your this pc0mo i keep hearing about"
it was quite awkward.
i been busted a couple times , once me and the ex were on a nature hike decided we found a nice spot to throw a blanket down and have sex. it so happened it was almost directly in the path of some cub scouts treasure hunt. we had to cover up and high tail it out of there.
another time with another ex that lived near my old work , we decided to meet for lunch things got hot and heavy and we were close to her house so decided to drop in to finish up somewhere comfortable. didnt see her parents car so figured it was safe. she was screaming my name pretty much and when we were done and about to leave her dad was walking up from the basement with a angry look on his face and said " so your this pc0mo i keep hearing about"
it was quite awkward.
Back in the late 80s my gf and I were driving somewhere, I for get how we got on the subject about sex in the car, but she said next time we are going anywhere she will go commando in a dress/skirt so she can slide right on over while I am driving. I laughed it off thinking she was not serious and/or she will forget.
A couple of weeks later we went to Kitchener and I did not clue in to her sly look and grin when she got in the car, nor did it dawn on me the fact that she had a skirt on.
When we got on the other side of Mississauga on the 401 she pulled out her panties from her purse and said "Guess what." She flashed me and began undoing my pants. .... She was right into it, while I was nervous as hell. I had my face against the drivers side window so I could see the highway. I notice a car catching up fast and they almost roared right past when they realized what was happening. Two guys in the front and a girl in the back smiling and waving. I was thinking ' get the fuck out of here' while my gf was smiling and waving back. They eventually took off. Then just as the time came another car was gaining and by the time that car caught us we were done, but gf was still resting in position. They clued in, but were not amused and kept on going.
I remember being scared of being seen by a cop or if something happened ... anyway I now think back with a smile.
We when back to Kitchener a month later we, of course, did it again. This time she had her back to me and took the wheel for a bit. We managed to get it done without being spotted that time.
A couple of weeks later we went to Kitchener and I did not clue in to her sly look and grin when she got in the car, nor did it dawn on me the fact that she had a skirt on.
When we got on the other side of Mississauga on the 401 she pulled out her panties from her purse and said "Guess what." She flashed me and began undoing my pants. .... She was right into it, while I was nervous as hell. I had my face against the drivers side window so I could see the highway. I notice a car catching up fast and they almost roared right past when they realized what was happening. Two guys in the front and a girl in the back smiling and waving. I was thinking ' get the fuck out of here' while my gf was smiling and waving back. They eventually took off. Then just as the time came another car was gaining and by the time that car caught us we were done, but gf was still resting in position. They clued in, but were not amused and kept on going.
I remember being scared of being seen by a cop or if something happened ... anyway I now think back with a smile.
We when back to Kitchener a month later we, of course, did it again. This time she had her back to me and took the wheel for a bit. We managed to get it done without being spotted that time.
Cycleguy007 said:So far... we haven't been busted by either of our daughters, but we have a lock on our bedroom door, just in case!
Great stories!
but let me just say kids my not bust you and you can always have a lock
on your door but who cannot hear the moans in the bedroom?!
DanceBabe said:
I sure he did know what was going on! Besides I bet when
he was younger he had lots of chicks in his bedroom!
tboy said:
Hahaha!
Got caught by the police doing it in a car, frequently, when I was a young 'un without my own place.
"Are you all right, ma'am?" seemed to be the standard line...
Once was doing it with a gf in her family room, her father came halfway down the stairs. I think he was afraid to come all the way down. Yelled "Is he still here?"
"Yes Dad."
"Tell him it's time to go home!"
And then back up the stairs. The whole time, I'm still inside her...
"Are you all right, ma'am?" seemed to be the standard line...
Once was doing it with a gf in her family room, her father came halfway down the stairs. I think he was afraid to come all the way down. Yelled "Is he still here?"
"Yes Dad."
"Tell him it's time to go home!"
And then back up the stairs. The whole time, I'm still inside her...
Cycleguy007
Banned
moresex4me said:
Shit, I forgot about all those times....lol....back then though they weren't so concerned about anything being wrong, but just where we were doing it.
Towers Parking lot (remember them? lol), church parking lot, down by the rouge river, behind the high school, oh man, so many steamy window stories lol (that'd be a great title for a showcase series, kind of like: The Red Shoe Diaries)
LOL the kitchener story reminded me of a french girl I dated. She was originally from Quebec city so we'd go up there like 6 or more times a year. Well we had bought a Nissan NX1600 with T bar roofs. One July (when it still got hot in July) we took the roofs off and were blasting along the 401 outside of kingston. Well this trip I told the GF that she should just wear her bikini so she could work on her tan with the t top off. So by the time we got past Kingston she was fast asleep stretched out with the seat reclined. So I'm getting kind of bored so I look down, Look back up. Look down, eye the strings holding her top in place, look up. Get an evil idea. So I slowly undo the strings and whoop, off comes the top. Nary a budge from her. Ok so I'm bored again, look down at her bottom and the strings holding it in place. Look up at the road, look down, Look back up. WTF I say: so inch by inche I get the bottoms undone and she's there bare assed naked. Nary a budge from her.
So I'm crusing along all proud of myself and go out to pass an 18 wheeler without even thinking.....Just as I get paralell to the driver I hear WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNK from the air horns lol
The girlfriend bolts upright and is what was that what was that...OH nothing lol.....Heyyyyy wear's my bikini??? Heyyy she looks behind me at the truck HEEYYYYY SMACK lol
(she didn't put it back on though lol)
Cycleguy007
Banned
You misunderstood... She usually squeals and screams when she is being pleasured!Ironhead said:
Oh, and moresex? This:
IS in fact their standard line... I was "busted" by the cops a number of occasions parking as well. That is their first question, followed closely by "How old are you miss?"
One time we didn't even see or hear the cruiser drive up... Didn't even realized he was there until the flashlight was shining in the window! (I had my face buried between her legs!) If THAT wasn't embarrassing enough... when the office asked her if she was alright, and she answered... "Well I was doing great up until a few seconds ago!"
Cops... for the most part were pretty decent about it though. Once he found out the girl was "of age" and wasn't being taken advantage of, they just went about there way...
Twice:
1st one was me and a college GF were in the tub together at her parents place. In walks her kid brother (didn't lock the door I guess!). He said something like 'well you'll have to get married now'. We didn't and at least the little bastard didn't blab to the parents.
2nd a buddy was staying at my place after a couple of drinks. He wandered in to my room (by accident he said) to find the SO giving some enthusiastic CG. All 3 of us laughed, he left, we finished.
1st one was me and a college GF were in the tub together at her parents place. In walks her kid brother (didn't lock the door I guess!). He said something like 'well you'll have to get married now'. We didn't and at least the little bastard didn't blab to the parents.
2nd a buddy was staying at my place after a couple of drinks. He wandered in to my room (by accident he said) to find the SO giving some enthusiastic CG. All 3 of us laughed, he left, we finished.
Long time ago, late teens. I was with a buddy at my GF's house. Her friend was there too. The GF's parents were away, so only the four of us. I was on the verge of breaking up with the GF because she was a nice girl and sex was kind of out of the question for her. She more or less knew it was coming because we had talked about it and we knew it was an issue.
Her friend says she wants to talk to me in private, so off we go to my GF's bedroom. She starts by explaining that the GF really likes me but doesn't want to "do it" and blah blah blah. Next thing you know I'm making out with the friend and one thing leads to another and we're naked and having a great old romp.
Of course, the door opens and it's my GF and my buddy. My GF very calmly says, it's getting late and if the neighbours tell my parents your car was here that late I'll be in trouble. You guys should leave. Then she closes the door. We finished off our last few thrusts and kind of sheepishly got dressed.
As my buddy and I left, we said our good byes to the girls along with a little "I think we better talk tomorrow" between me and my GF. Needless to say, it was a short talk the next day.
Throughout the whole thing, my buddy just had this stupid grin on his face from ear to ear. When we got in the car, he turns and says to me "Wow, she has nice tits". He had been given a pretty good free show when they came in the room.
As I got older and a little wiser, I realized that probably wasn't a very nice thing to do with her best friend right there in her bed. Further evidence that we start thinking with our little heads at quite a young age.
Her friend says she wants to talk to me in private, so off we go to my GF's bedroom. She starts by explaining that the GF really likes me but doesn't want to "do it" and blah blah blah. Next thing you know I'm making out with the friend and one thing leads to another and we're naked and having a great old romp.
Of course, the door opens and it's my GF and my buddy. My GF very calmly says, it's getting late and if the neighbours tell my parents your car was here that late I'll be in trouble. You guys should leave. Then she closes the door. We finished off our last few thrusts and kind of sheepishly got dressed.
As my buddy and I left, we said our good byes to the girls along with a little "I think we better talk tomorrow" between me and my GF. Needless to say, it was a short talk the next day.
Throughout the whole thing, my buddy just had this stupid grin on his face from ear to ear. When we got in the car, he turns and says to me "Wow, she has nice tits". He had been given a pretty good free show when they came in the room.
As I got older and a little wiser, I realized that probably wasn't a very nice thing to do with her best friend right there in her bed. Further evidence that we start thinking with our little heads at quite a young age.
