For your holiday enjoyment and to put a smile on your faces, an actual incident that happened to me not too long ago.
I was entertaining a young woman a few weeks ago and the session was moving along very nicely. I dazzled her with stories of my world travels. I impressed her with my sophistication and breadth of knowledge in various areas including politics, history and literature. I had alluded to my extensive experience in all matters sexual. We sipped some lovely white wine while listening to some gentle jazz and and were ready to proceed with the "main event". We adjourned to the bedroom and she slowly unbuttoned and removed my shirt. She undid my pants and while she slowly pulled them down I leaned back on the bed with my eyes half closed, the nerve endings throughout my body tingling with anticipation.
Suddenly she stopped and looked up at me with a quizzical look in her eyes, and I knew that all my hard work was for naught and I would not be able to recapture the mood.
So one piece of advice for my fellow terbites:
During this holiday seaon, whether you're naughty or nice
I have found it is vital to always check twice,
Especially if you're drinking remember to keep track
And make sure your boxers aren't on front to back!!
All the best for the holidays.
I was entertaining a young woman a few weeks ago and the session was moving along very nicely. I dazzled her with stories of my world travels. I impressed her with my sophistication and breadth of knowledge in various areas including politics, history and literature. I had alluded to my extensive experience in all matters sexual. We sipped some lovely white wine while listening to some gentle jazz and and were ready to proceed with the "main event". We adjourned to the bedroom and she slowly unbuttoned and removed my shirt. She undid my pants and while she slowly pulled them down I leaned back on the bed with my eyes half closed, the nerve endings throughout my body tingling with anticipation.
Suddenly she stopped and looked up at me with a quizzical look in her eyes, and I knew that all my hard work was for naught and I would not be able to recapture the mood.
So one piece of advice for my fellow terbites:
During this holiday seaon, whether you're naughty or nice
I have found it is vital to always check twice,
Especially if you're drinking remember to keep track
And make sure your boxers aren't on front to back!!
All the best for the holidays.
